逗逼代码集合

1.
//拼写容错
#define ture true
#define flase false
#define viod void

2.

public static DateTime getTomorrowDate()
{
     Thread.Sleep(24*60*60*1000);
     return DateTime.Now;
}

3.

//强大的睡排序

int main(int c, char **v)
{
  while (--c > 1 && !fork());
  sleep(c = atoi(v[c]));
  printf("%d\n", c);
  wait(0);
  return 0;
}

from wiki: http://rosettacode.org/wiki/Sorting_algorithms/Sleep_sort

4.

二级考试的时候，有一道题，求一个二位数XNumber的十位数和个位数
for(int x=0;x<10;x++)
{
        for(int y=0;y<10;y++)
       {
              if(x*10+y==XNumber)
             {
                        十位数等于x；
                        个位数等于y；
             }
       }
}

5.

if (a !=2 || a !=5) {
//do something
}

6.

if (m_doc->isModified() == true)
{
    for (int i = 0; i < 100; i++)
    {
        save(); //Save the document for 100 times to ensure it has been saved successfully.
    }
}

7.

//看枚举名字不知道五行(hang)是什么鬼，看了枚举内容恍然大雾，原来是五行(xing)……

enum FiveLine
{
  Gold,
  Wood,
  Water,
  Fire,
  Earth,
};