iamlaosong评:这是IT行业两个大佬的对话,一个在人间,一个在天堂,对话以盖茨问乔布斯天堂情况开始:
An intelligent joke.
Bill Gates: "So, how's heaven, Steve?"Steve Jobs: "Great ! It just doesn't have any wall or fence."
Bill Gates: "So...?"
Steve Jobs: "So, we don't need any Windows and Gates. I'm sorry, Bill, I didn't mean to offend you."
Bill Gates: "It's ok, Steve, but I heard a rumor."
Steve Jobs: "Oh, what rumor?"
Bill Gates: "That nobody is allowed to touch Apple there, and there are no jobs in heaven."
Steve Jobs : "Oh no, definitely there are, but only no-pay jobs. Therefore definitely no Bill in heaven as everything will be provided free...."
看完国外的,再来个国内的,也是双关语:
3Q大战后,马化腾从幕后来到了幕前,腾讯赢得了大战,却输了舆论。和微软一样,大家离不开它,又怕被他控制,所以就边用边骂,这个用双关调侃马化腾的笑话就应运而生,虽然很短,但意味深长。
微型小说《马话疼》: 公马:疼吗? 母马:恩。 公马:算了? 母马:别。