It is my brithday

原创 2004年07月02日 20:22:00

It is my brithday

  Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday, but I wasn't feeling too hot that morning anyway. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant andsay "Happy Birthday" and probably have a present for me.

  But, she didn't even say "Good Morning," let alone any "Happy Birthday."

  I thought, well...that's a wife for you. I guess, the children will remember. Then, the children came into breakfast, but, they didn'tsay a word.

  When I started to the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent. As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning,Boss, happy birthday." And I felt a little better,someone had remembered.

  I worked until noon. Then, Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautifulday outside, and it's your birthday, let's goto lunch, just you and me."

  I said, "That's the greatest thing I've heardall day. Let's go."

  So, we went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go. We went out into the country to a little private place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

  On the way back to the office, Janet said,"You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?"

  I said, "No, I guess not."

  She said, "Let's go to my apartment."

  After arriving at her apartment, she said,"Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go in to the bedroom, and slip into something more comfortable."

  "Sure," I excitedly replied.

  Janet went into the bedroom and, in about sixminutes, she came out carrying a big birthday cake, followed by my wife, children and dozens of my friends. All were singing "Happy Birthday".. and there I sat on the couch ... naked. :(

Today is my brithday~~~~!

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