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男人最爱丰满女人

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Tina:
Am I bound to be dying alone?
我是不是要孤独终老啊? 
Mike:
What? No. You are the hottest girl as far as I know.
怎么了?怎么会?你是我见过的最性感的女生了。 
Tina:
Will you please top it, super lawyer who was kicked out by his boss?
行了,别说了,大律师,还是一个刚被开除的律师。 
Mike:
See? The problem is your attitude. If you can treat me a little nicer, all men would be yours.
看吧,问题在于你的态度。如果你对我稍微好点儿,天下男人都将是你的。 
Tina:
I am not going to buy your story. You can’t even convince your boss that you are capable enough to be a lawyer. It doesn’t matter anyway.
我才不信你呢。你连你老板都说服不了?他都不信你可以做一个好律师。反正也无所谓了。 
Mike:
It matters to me. What’s the matter? Guy problem?
对我有关系。出什么事情了?男人问题? 
Tina:
The other day I met this man in a bar. He is kind of cute and he looks very decent. So I was thinking maybe he was my guy. So I went to talk to him. You know me. I don't uaually do that.
几天前我遇见了一个人。他很可爱,看上去也挺正派。一开始我以为他就是我要的了。所以我就去跟他搭讪。你了解我的。我很少这么做。 
Mike:
He was a gay. So you feel embarrassed?
他是同性恋吧。所以你感觉尴尬了? 
Tina:
No. Everything was fine till I got his mail yesterday. I am cool with the one night thing. We both had fun. But he said a woman like me was only good for being a mistress. Is it true that when you guys are looking for wives, subconsciously you prefer those fat and well developed women?
不是。一切发展很顺利直到我昨天收到他的电邮。就一夜而已,本来没什么。我们都挺开心。但是他说我这样的女人只能做情人。难道你们男人在寻找另一半的时候,潜意识里你们都偏爱比较肥的发育丰满的女人? 
Mike:
Well, that depends. But it doesn’t sound true to me at least. Is he from Africa? Maybe he needs a woman with a big ass to give birth to as many children as she can.
不一定的。至少我听起来不像真的。他是非洲人?可能需要一个大屁股的女人来给尽可能的开枝散叶吧。

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