function Canon
% Cripple Pachebel's Canon on Matlab
% Have fun
fs = 44100; % sample rate
dt = 1/fs;
T16 = 0.125;
t16 = [0:dt:T16];
[temp k] = size(t16);
t4 = linspace(0,4*T16,4*k);
t8 = linspace(0,2*T16,2*k);
[temp i] = size(t4);
[temp j] = size(t8);
% Modification functions
mod4 = sin(pi*t4/t4(end));
mod8 = sin(pi*t8/t8(end));
mod16 = sin(pi*t16/t16(end));
f0 = 2*146.8; % reference frequency
ScaleTable = [2/3 3/4 5/6 15/16 ...
% 1/4 notes
do0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(21)*f0*t4);
re0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(22)*f0*t4);
mi0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(23)*f0*t4);
fa0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t4);
so0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t4);
la0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t4);
ti0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t4);
do1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t4);
re1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t4);
mi1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t4);
fa1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t4);
so1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t4);
la1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t4);
tb1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t4);
ti1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t4);
do2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t4);
re2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t4);
mi2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t4);
fa2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t4);
so2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t4);
la2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t4);
ti2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t4);
do3f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t4);
blkf = zeros(1,i);
% 1/8 notes
fa0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t8);
so0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t8);
la0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t8);
ti0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t8);
do1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t8);
re1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t8);
mi1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t8);
fa1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t8);
so1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t8);
la1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t8);
tb1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t8);
ti1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t8);
do2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t8);
re2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t8);
mi2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t8);
fa2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t8);
so2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t8);
la2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t8);
ti2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t8);
do3e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t8);
blke = zeros(1,j);
% 1/16 notes
fa0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t16);
so0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t16);
la0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t16);
ti0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t16);
do1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t16);
re1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t16);
mi1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t16);
fa1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t16);
so1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t16);
la1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t16);
tb1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t16);
ti1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t16);
do2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t16);
re2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t16);
mi2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t16);
fa2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t16);
so2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t16);
la2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t16);
ti2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t16);
do3s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t16);
blks = zeros(1,k);
% Blank Block
blkblock = [blkf blkf blkf blkf
% Base Melody
cello = [do1f do1f so0f so0f
% So-FUCKING-Long Melody
violin = [mi2f mi2f re2f re2f
% cello
c1 = [cello cello cello cello cello...
% violin1
v1 = [blkblock violin blkblock blkblock];
% violin2
v2 = [blkblock blkblock violin blkblock];
% violin3
v3 = [blkblock blkblock blkblock violin];
% Get dirty
s = c1+v1+v2+v3;
s = s/max(s);
sound(s,fs);