dsp怪胎_怪胎十二日，2011年版

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That’s right! It’s the holiday season once again, which means we’re here to help you shop for that important geek in your life. Time to Geek up Christmas with a silly song, the How-To Geek way!

那就对了！ 这又是假期，这意味着我们在这里帮助您购买生活中最重要的怪胎。 是时候以愚蠢的歌曲“ How-To Geek”的方式来怪诞圣诞节了！

For maximum effect, try to read through the list to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas.

为了最大程度地发挥作用，请尝试仔细阅读列表，以了解圣诞节的十二天。

Image by Florian

图片由Florian提供

在 Geekmas的第十二天，一位亲爱的朋友给了我… (On the twelfth day of Geekmas, a dear friend gave to me…)

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12 Gig RAM (12 Gigs of RAM)

This 12GB RAM kit is just what you need to give your geek’s tri-channel gaming rig some love. [link]

这个12GB的RAM套件正是您需要给极客的三通道游戏平台带来些许乐趣的工具。 [ 链接 ]

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Doc的11号声波起子 (11th Doc’s sonic screwdriver)

[link]

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10个摇摇欲坠的小猪 (10 wiggling piggies)

They may look eccentric, but Vibram’s Five-Finger KSO shoes give your toes the freedom of natural movement. [link]

它们看起来有些古怪，但是Vibram的五指KSO鞋给您的脚趾带来自然运动的自由。 [ 链接 ]

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9个Minecraft圈子 (9 circles of Minecraft)

Does your geek love crafting and hate creepers? This t-shirt shows off the 9* circles of the Minecraft world. [link]

您的怪胎会喜欢手Craft.io而又讨厌爬行者吗？ 这款T恤展示了Minecraft世界的9个圈子。 [ 链接 ]

*only 6 are available in Beta

* Beta中只有6个可用

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8位节日花环 (8-bit holiday wreath)

Spice up your holiday décor with this 8-bit pixelated, LED-powered wreath. [link]

这个8位像素化，LED供电的花圈为您的假期装饰增添了色彩。 [ 链接 ]

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7英寸的Kindle Fire (7 inches of Kindle Fire)

This little tablet is hot item! It’s hackable, multi-functional, and cheap, and be sure to check out our review for more details if you haven’t already! [link]

这个小平板很热！ 它可入侵，具有多功能性且价格便宜，如果您还没有的话，请务必查看我们的评论以获取更多详细信息！ [ 链接 ]

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6档齿轮 (6 gears a’clicking)

This super-geeky gear ring spins and clicks to entertain your inner engineer, and it’s the height of geek fashion. [link]

这款超级怪异的齿轮环旋转并发出咔嗒声以娱乐您的内部工程师，这是怪胎时尚的高度。 [ 链接 ]

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iOS 5 (iOS 5)

Tablets are definitely in this year, and Android’s not your Geek’s OS choice, the iPad 2 will fill in nicely. [link]

平板电脑肯定会在今年，而Android并不是您的极客操作系统选择，iPad 2将会很不错。 [ 链接 ]

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4个驾驶员耳塞 (4-driver earbuds)

Show your hardcore audiophile some love with these Westone in-ear monitor. 4-drivers in each ear means acoustic heaven. [link]

这些Westone入耳式监听器向您的铁杆发烧友展示一些爱。 每只耳朵有4个驱​​动器，意味着聆听天堂。 [ 链接 ]

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三级精密切菜板 (3-level precision cutting board)

This triple-precision cutting board will ensure your geeky chef gets all the dimensions and angles right! Warning: Not for those without a love for significant figures. [link]

这种三精度切菜板可确保您的怪异厨师获得正确的所有尺寸和角度！ 警告：不适合那些不爱重要人物的人。 [ 链接 ]

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2个 .5英寸SSD (2.5” SSD)

This 120 GB solid state hard drive makes for a solid upgrade. [link]

此120 GB固态硬盘可进行可靠升级。 [ 链接 ]

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1品脱Aperture认可的啤酒 (1 pint of Aperture-endorsed brew)

Cave Johnson approves of this Aperture-certified beer receptacle. Drink and be merry! [link]

Cave Johnson批准了此Aperture认证的啤酒容器。 喝酒并快乐！ [ 链接 ]

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We hope our song sounded a bit better this time around!

希望这次我们的歌听起来更好一点！

And, to help edify your holiday, we’re here to remind you that the Twelve Days of Christmas – also known as Chrismastide or Twelvetide – don’t actually start until Christmas. Thanks to Chappers, a commenter on last year’s Geekmas list.

并且，为了帮助您度过一个愉快的假期，我们在这里提醒您，圣诞节的十二天(也称为Chrismastide或Twelvetide)实际上要到圣诞节才开始。 感谢Chappers，他是 去年Geekmas名单上的评论者 。

翻译自: https://www.howtogeek.com/100213/twelve-days-of-geekmas-2011/

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