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Our open source community tossed around some ideas for April Fool’s jokes. But after we consulted Elon Musk’s flow chart, we decided to leave it to the pros.

我们的开源社区为愚人节的笑话抛出了一些想法。但是，在咨询了埃隆·马斯克(Elon Musk)的流程图之后，我们决定将其交给专家。

Fortunately, Google and friends did manage to serve up some absurdity, and in some cases quite literally break the forth wall:

幸运的是，谷歌和朋友确实设法弥补了一些荒谬，在某些情况下确实打破了四面墙：

They also introduced a useful new way to use Google Image Search:

他们还介绍了一种使用Google图片搜索的有用的新方法：

And — one of the biggest communication breakthroughs of all time — a new way to end the tyranny of indecisive group emails once and for all:

而且，这是有史以来最大的通信突破之一，是一种永无止境地结束优柔寡断的团体电子邮件暴行的新方法：

Remember the iPad scale app?

还记得iPad秤应用吗？

Well, you may not remember it actually working like in the image above, but surely you remember that conversation at the Genius Bar where you unsuccessfully argued for a refund.

好吧，您可能不记得它实际上像上图那样工作，但是您一定记得在Genius Bar上的一次对话，但您未能成功要求退款。

Well it turns out that touch screen devices can do a lot more than measure your body weight and show you cat videos while you procrastinate on the toilet.

事实证明，触摸屏设备所要做的不只是测量体重，还可以让您在拖延厕所时向您展示猫视频。

Yuck. Don’t you know how many germs are on your touch screen? Oh, wait — you don’t know the exact number? Well, if you’re a curious cat, here’s a 13-step process for figuring this out.

uck 您不知道触摸屏上有多少细菌吗？哦，等等-您不知道确切的号码吗？好吧，如果您是一只好奇的猫，请按照以下13个步骤来解决这个问题。

It will be a few years before self-driving cars are legally allowed on most roads, but you can use a “selfie-driving” car today.

在大多数道路上，自动驾驶汽车在法律上还需要几年的时间，但是今天您可以使用“自动驾驶”汽车。

If it seems like Zipcar was trying too hard, trust me — you haven’t seen trying too hard until you’ve played this full length Donkey Kong-style browser game that Stack Overflow built as their April Fool’s joke.

如果Zipcar似乎在努力工作，请相信我-在您玩完《 Stack Overflow》作为愚人节玩笑而打造的全长Donkey Kong风格的浏览器游戏之前，您还没有看到过努力的感觉。

That’s right — UniKong!

是的-UniKong！

To win, you must avoid the mean unicorn, build up your Stack Overflow-style “rep”, and put the trolls out of their misery.

为了赢球，您必须避免刻薄的独角兽，建立起Stack Overflow风格的“ rep”，并使巨魔摆脱困境。

Yes, this is an actual game, and you yes, you should go play it right now.

是的，这是一个实际的游戏，是的，您应该立即开始玩。

What are you doing reading this article?

您正在阅读这篇文章吗？

Click the green heart outline below, then head over and play some Unikong!

单击下面的绿色心形轮廓，然后继续玩Unikong ！

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