ENGLISH资料收集（30）-男人来自火星，女人来自金星

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对于男人和女人，有一种说法叫做“男人来自火星，女人来自金星”。来自不同星球的物种来到地球，成为了欢喜冤家。在男人和女人之间，存在一场永恒的对话——男人不可能100%地了解女人，女人也不可能100%地了解男人，这是永恒的真理!今天生活君就带大家一起从多个角度看看男女之间的不同吧。
1. SUCCESS 从对成功的定义看：
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
成功的男人就是：挣得永远比老婆花得多。
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
成功的女人就是：能找到上述那样的老公。
2. FUTURE 从对未来的看法看：
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
男人直到找到老婆后才开始担心未来。
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
女人直到找到老公前都在担心未来。
3. MARRIAGE 从对婚姻的看法看：
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change! But she does.
男人娶了一个女人，希望她永远不变，可她变了。
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
女人嫁给一个男人，希望他能改变，可他不。
4. DRESSING UP 从穿着看：
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
看到男人穿的正式点，那不是去婚礼就是去葬礼。
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the garbage, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
买东西，浇花，倒垃圾，接电话，读书和取信的时候，女人都会打扮。
5. NATURAL 从容貌的真实度看：
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
男人起床后和上床前看起来差不多。
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
女人过了一晚上的容颜会变糟。
6. MONEY 从花钱购物看：
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
只要用得着，即便值1美元却卖2美元的东西，男人也会买。
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need, but it's on sale.
只要在打折，2美元的东西只卖1美元，就算用不着，女人也会买。