三个关于警察的笑话

Three police jokes

1

洛杉矶警察局、联邦调查局和中央情报局都想证明自己最擅长抓犯人了，总统决定做个实验，把一只兔子放进森林让他们找出来。

中央情报局进去了，在森林里布了很多动物内线，盘问所有的植物和矿石证人，经过三个月广泛的调查得出结论兔子不存在。

联邦调查局进去了，两个星期没找着线索，烧了森林，杀死了所有的东西，也包括兔子。

洛杉矶警察局进去了，两个小时后出来了，押着一个被打得不象样的狗熊，狗熊喊，“好了，好了， 我是兔子，我是兔子。”

The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit, and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: Okay! Okay! I'm a rabbit! I'm a rabbit!

注：洛杉矶警察局粗暴，中央情报局大愚若智，联邦调查局残忍。

2

一个游客问一个穿制服的男人，“你是警察吗？”

“不是，我是一名便衣侦探。”

“为什么你穿制服？”

“今天我休息。”

A tourist asks a man in uniform, Are you a policeman?

No, I am an undercover detective.

So why are you in uniform?

Today is my day off.

3

某人最近乘飞机去纽约，他决定和邻座聊会儿天，“我知道一个很好的警察笑话，你想听吗？”

“我首先应该让你知道我是一名警察。”

“很好，我会讲得很慢。”

A man was recently flying to New York. He decided to strike up a conversation with his seat mate. I've got a great policeman joke. Would you like to hear it?

I should let you know first that I am a policeman.

That"s OK. I'll tell it really slow!

注：警察听警察笑话很吃力。