历经1坤时C#恶搞，让你的朋友大脑无法思考-CSDN博客

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🎉惊！你的打工仔好友给你送来了“神秘大礼”！🎁

（注：此弹窗免费，仅为恶搞，禁止随意传播。）

嘿，老铁！👀

今天是不是觉得日子有点平淡无奇，想找点乐子？哈哈，那你可来对地方了！🎉

我特意为你准备了一份“神秘大礼”，保证让你笑得前仰后合，肚子都疼！😂

快来接收你的“神秘大礼”吧！——无法关闭的程序👇

（注：任务管理器、Dos、powershell均无法启动！）

随机移动的坤坤👇

窗体代码如下：

private int _closeAttempts;
private Point _originalLocation;
private Random _random = new Random();
private readonly Image[] _images =
{
    Properties.Resources.Image1,
    Properties.Resources.Image2,
    Properties.Resources.Image3,
    Properties.Resources.Image4
};

public Form1()
{
    InitializeComponent();
    InitializeCustomFormSettings();
}

private void InitializeCustomFormSettings()
{
    // 窗体基本设置
    FormBorderStyle = FormBorderStyle.FixedDialog;
    MinimizeBox = MaximizeBox = false;
    ControlBox = true;
    StartPosition = FormStartPosition.CenterScreen;
    Size = new Size(1000, 800);

    // 事件绑定
    FormClosing += Form1_FormClosing;
    _originalLocation = Location;
}

事件方法代码如下：

private void HandleSpecialClosing()
{
    if (_closeAttempts >= 999)
    {
        MessageBox.Show("你真是个小天才 (￣▽￣)~*", "来自坤坤的祝福！");
        Close();
    }
}

private void Form1_FormClosing(object sender, FormClosingEventArgs e)
{
    var configPath = Path.Combine(AppDomain.CurrentDomain.BaseDirectory, "config.txt");

    if (!File.Exists(configPath))
    {
        HandleMissingConfigFile(e);
        return;
    }
    var content = File.ReadAllText(configPath).Trim();
    e.Cancel = content != AdminCode;
    if (e.Cancel)
        MessageBox.Show("都说了没卵用你还点、真蠢！！！", "来自贝利亚的警告！");
    else
        button1.Visible = true;
}
private void HandleMissingConfigFile(FormClosingEventArgs e)
{
    if (_closeAttempts <= 3)
    {
        MessageBox.Show("这样是关不掉滴、ㄟ( ▔, ▔ )ㄏ", "来自坤坤的警告！");
        _closeAttempts++;
        e.Cancel = true;
    }
    else
    {
        MessageBox.Show("都说了没卵用你还点、真蠢！！！", "来自贝利亚的警告！");
        e.Cancel = _closeAttempts < 999;
    }
}

private void Button1_MouseEnter(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    // 随机更改按钮的图标
    int index = _random.Next(_images.Length);
    pictureBox1.Image = _images[index];
    // 随机更改按钮的位置
    int x = _random.Next(this.ClientSize.Width - pictureBox1.Width);
    int y = _random.Next(this.ClientSize.Height - pictureBox1.Height);
    pictureBox1.Location = new Point(x, y);
}

private void pictureBox1_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    MessageBox.Show("这都被你点到了");
    MessageBox.Show("但是~~ ");
    MessageBox.Show("加班是不可能加班滴，这辈子都不可能 (￣ε(#￣)☆");
    MessageBox.Show("食屎啊你~~~");
}

private void pictureBox2_Click(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    MessageBox.Show("耶耶耶~~~");
    MessageBox.Show("老板万岁 (～￣▽￣)～");
    MessageBox.Show("下班万岁 (～￣▽￣)～");
    MessageBox.Show("上班只是手段，享受生活才是目的");
    MessageBox.Show("爷要去享受悠闲的下班时光了");
    MessageBox.Show("下班时间别找劳资，耶稣来了也不好使");
    MessageBox.Show("本程序仅限恶搞，禁止违法操作。私信创作者，获取程序退出指令");
    this.Text = "来自一名打工仔的愤怒:本程序无法退出哟~ 不信你试 (づ￣ 3￣)づ";
}

private void timer1_Tick(object sender, EventArgs e)
{
    base.Location = new Point((Screen.PrimaryScreen.WorkingArea.Width - base.Width) / 2, (Screen.PrimaryScreen.WorkingArea.Height - base.Height) / 2);
    Process[] processes = Process.GetProcesses();
    base.TopMost = true;
    foreach (Process process in processes)
    {
        try
        {
            if (process.ProcessName.ToLower().Trim() == "taskmgr")
            {
                process.Kill();
                base.TopMost = false;
                MessageBox.Show("想用任务管理器关闭？   (⊙﹏⊙)");
                MessageBox.Show("不好意思，没用哦  ╮(╯-╰)╭");
                base.TopMost = true;
                break;
            }
            if (process.ProcessName.ToLower().Trim() == "cmd")
            {
                process.Kill();
                base.TopMost = false;
                MessageBox.Show("不好意思，dos窗口也被我干掉了  ╮(╯-╰)╭");
                base.TopMost = true;
                break;
            }
            if (process.ProcessName.ToLower().Trim() == "powershell")
            {
                process.Kill();
                base.TopMost = false;
                MessageBox.Show("不好意思，PowerShell窗口也被我干掉了  ╮(╯-╰)╭");
                MessageBox.Show("别想用PowerShell命令哦");
                base.TopMost = true;
                break;
            }
        }
        catch
        {
            break;
        }
    }
}
private const string AdminCode = "./administrators/123456";