一张土耳其海报

一张土耳其海报

作者： 阮一峰

日期： 2010年6月 7日

真是再也忍不住了，泪流满面啊。

同是天涯沦落人，相逢何必曾相识。

哥们，中国人民支持你。

code.google.com - I know, you don't need codes.

pages.google.com - Surf the government pages.

video.google.com - Use youtube. Oops sorry, use something else.

translate.google.com.tr - Why do you need to translate anything?

docs.google.com - Use paper if you need.

sites.google.com - Sites? Why?

books.google.com - You don't want to read a book, don't you?

chrome.google.com - Use Explorer, I like bugs.

sketchup.google.com - It's forbidden to sketch anything, don't you know that?

froogle.google.com - It's too froggy to use.

labs.google.com - I just don't like labs.

mars.google.com - Do you really go to Mars?

moon.google.com - Is there any moon?

notebook.google.com - Note that, there is noo book.

toolbar.google.com - You can borrow my hammer if it's necessary.

browsersync.google.com - Browser? What is that?

catalog.google.com - Read government catalogs.

codesearch.google.com - I will find your code if you want.

knol.google.com - What do you do with a troll?

dir.google.com - It's so boring. You don't need it.

apengine.google.com - Somebody said engine? Give me oil!

health.google.com - I care about healtcare, not Google.

finance.google.com - Can you borrow me a fifty?

contacts.google.com - Ask your headman.

earth.google.com - I love firebenders. What the $#@ is earth?

groups.google.com.tr - Why are they connecting people? Let's seperate them all.

shopping.google.com - You need shopping too? Unbelieveable!

sky.google.com - Look over, there is your sky.

support.google.com - I'm supporting you, you need Google? What a shame...

tools.google.com - Where is my hammer?

wap.google.com - Wap is wap?

answers.google.com - You have questions? They are also banned.

google-analystics.com - I'm the analyser here, OK?