关于python搞笑段子_让Python给你讲笑话、段子，一个有趣的Python案例

from tkinter import *

import time

import requests

from bs4 import BeautifulSoup

import bs4

import random

import re

def getHTMLText(url):

try:

r = requests.get(url, timeout=30)

r.raise_for_status()

#r.encoding = r.apparent_encoding

return r.text

except:

print("faile")

return ""

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def fillUnivList(ulist, html):

soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")

for tr in soup.find_all('article'):

if isinstance(tr, bs4.element.Tag):

tds = tr('a')

ulist.append([tds[0].string, tds[1].string, tds[2].string])

def printUnivList(ulist,k):

return ulist[k][0]

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def getduanzi():

uinfo = []

k=1

u = 'http://duanziwang.com/category/%E4%B8%80%E5%8F%A5%E8%AF%9D%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90/'

i=random.randint(1,49)

url=u+str(i)+'/'

html = getHTMLText(url)

fillUnivList(uinfo, html)

k=random.randint(0,9)

return printUnivList(uinfo,k)

def fill2(ulist,html):

soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")

for tr in soup.find_all('div','article block untagged mb15 typs_hot'):

if isinstance(tr, bs4.element.Tag):

tds = tr.find('div','content')

tdss=tds('span')

reg = re.compile('<[^>]*>')

text=reg.sub('',str(tdss))

regg = re.compile('\\[|\\]|\\n')

text=regg.sub('',text)

ulist.append(text)

def getjoke():

ulist=[]

u='https://www.qiushibaike.com/text/page/'

i=random.randint(1,13)

url=u+str(i)+'/'

html=getHTMLText(url)

fill2(ulist,html)

k=random.randint(0,16)

#print(str(ulist[k]))

return str(ulist[k])

def getHTMLText2(url):

try:

r = requests.get(url, timeout=30)

r.raise_for_status()

r.encoding = r.apparent_encoding

return r.text

except:

return ""

def geturl(url,text):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")

for tds in soup.find_all('a'):

#print(tds.string)

if str(tds.string) in text:

#print(tds.attrs['href'])

return tds.attrs['href']

return ''

def getmoreurl(url):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")

try:

li=soup.find_all('li',attrs={'class':'articleTitle fl'})

k=random.randint(0,len(li)-1)

return li[k]('a')[0].attrs['href']

except:

return ''

def getsen(url):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")

try:

li=soup.find('p')

reg = re.compile('

.*')

l=reg.findall(str(li))

#print(l)

k=random.randint(0,len(l)-1)

text=re.findall('[\u4e00-\u9fa5]+',l[k])

x=''

if len(text):

for t in text[:-2]:

x=x+t+','

return x+text[-1]+'。'

else:

return "不好意思，出了点小问题，请重试！"

except:

return "抱歉，没找到你想要的"

def getsentance(text):

start_url = 'http://www.siandian.com'

urll='http://www.siandian.com/tags.html'

end1=geturl(urll,text)

if end1=='':

return "抱歉，没有找到你想要的。"

else:

end2=getmoreurl(start_url+end1)

if end2=='':

return "抱歉，没有找到你想要的。"

else:

#print(start_url+end2)

return getsen(start_url+end2)

def xiaotang(s):

sign=1;

while(sign):

if '段子' in s:

while('段子' in s or '继续' in s or '再来' in s or s==''):

return getduanzi()

elif '笑话' in s:

while('笑话' in s or '继续' in s or '再来' in s or s==''):

return getjoke()

elif '句' in s or '话' in s:

return getsentance(s)

elif '傻子' in s or '草' in s or '日' in s:

return '这是脏话不可以说哦'

elif '二' in s or '垃圾' in s or '傻逼' in s:

t='你是魔鬼吗？'

x=''

for i in range(10):

x=x+t+' ！'+'\n'

return x

else:

return "我好像不明白\n"

def main():

def start():

strMsg = '小糖:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d%H:%M:%S",

time.localtime()) + '\n'

txtget.insert(END, strMsg, 'redcolor')

txtget.insert(END, '你好，请问有什么可以帮忙的？')

def sendMsg():#发送消息

t=txtMsg.get('0.0', END)

txtMsg.delete('0.0', END)

strMsg = '我:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d%H:%M:%S",

time.localtime()) + '\n'

for i in range(int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtMsgList.insert(END, '\n')

txtMsgList.insert(END, strMsg, 'greencolor')

txtMsgList.insert(END, t)

txtMsgList.see(END)

for i in range(int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtget.insert(END, '\n')

txtget.see(END)

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strMsg = '小糖:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d%H:%M:%S",

time.localtime()) + '\n'

for i in range(int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtget.insert(END, '\n')

txtget.insert(END, strMsg, 'redcolor')

txtget.insert(END, xiaotang(t))

txtget.see(END)

for i in range(int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtMsgList.insert(END, '\n')

txtMsgList.see(END)

​

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def cancelMsg():#取消消息

txtMsg.delete('0.0', END)

​

def sendMsgEvent(event): #发送消息事件

sendMsg()

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#创建窗口

t = Tk()

t.title('小糖助手')

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#创建frame容器

frmLT = Frame(width=500, height=320, bg='#F19C8B')

frmLC = Frame(width=500, height=150, bg='#F19C8B')

frmLB = Frame(width=500, height=30,bg='white')

frmRT = Frame(width=200, height=500,bg='#F19C8B')

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#创建控件

txtMsgList = Text(frmLT,width=40,bd=0)

txtMsgList.tag_config('greencolor', foreground='#008C00')#创建tag

txtMsg = Text(frmLC)

txtget = Text(frmLT,width=40,bd=0)

txtget.tag_config('redcolor', foreground='#DC143C')#创建tag

start()

#txtMsg.bind("", sendMsgEvent)

txtMsg.bind('',sendMsgEvent)

btnSend = Button(frmLB, text='发 送', width = 8, command=sendMsg,bg='#E88384',bd=0)

btnCancel = Button(frmLB, text='取消', width = 8, command=cancelMsg,bg='#F3ADA0',bd=0)

scollor=Scrollbar(bg='white')

scollor.config(command=txtget.yview)

scollor.config(command=txtMsgList.yview)

txtget.config(yscrollcommand=scollor.set)

txtMsgList.config(yscrollcommand=scollor.set)

imgInfo = PhotoImage(file = "aa.png")

lblImage = Label(frmRT, image = imgInfo)

lblImage.image = imgInfo

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#窗口布局

frmLT.grid(row=0, column=0, columnspan=2, padx=0, pady=0)

frmLC.grid(row=1, column=0, columnspan=2, padx=0, pady=0)

frmLB.grid(row=2, column=0, columnspan=2,padx=0)

scollor.grid(row=0,column=2,sticky=N+S)

frmRT.grid(row=0, column=3, rowspan=3, padx=0, pady=0)

#固定大小

frmLT.grid_propagate(0)

frmLC.grid_propagate(0)

frmLB.grid_propagate(0)

frmRT.grid_propagate(0)

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btnSend.grid(row=2, column=0)

btnCancel.grid(row=2, column=1)

lblImage.grid()

txtget.grid(row=0,column=0)

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txtMsgList.grid(row=0,column=1)

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txtMsg.grid()

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#主事件循环

t.mainloop()

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if __name__ == '__main__':

main()