% Cripple Pachebel's Canon on Matlab
% Have fun
fs = 44100; % sample rate
dt = 1/fs;
T16 = 0.125;
t16 = [0:dt:T16];
[temp k] = size(t16);
t4 = linspace(0,4*T16,4*k);
t8 = linspace(0,2*T16,2*k);
[temp i] = size(t4);
[temp j] = size(t8);
% Modification functions
mod4 = sin(pi*t4/t4(end));
mod8 = sin(pi*t8/t8(end));
mod16 = sin(pi*t16/t16(end));
f0 = 2*146.8; % reference frequency
ScaleTable = [2/3 3/4 5/6 15/16 ...
1 9/8 5/4 4/3
3/2 5/3 9/5 15/8 ...
2 9/4 5/2 8/3
3 10/3 15/4 4 ...
1/2 9/16
5/8];
% 1/4 notes
do0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(21)*f0*t4);
re0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(22)*f0*t4);
mi0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(23)*f0*t4);
fa0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t4);
so0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t4);
la0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t4);
ti0f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t4);
do1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t4);
re1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t4);
mi1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t4);
fa1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t4);
so1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t4);
la1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t4);
tb1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t4);
ti1f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t4);
do2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t4);
re2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t4);
mi2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t4);
fa2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t4);
so2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t4);
la2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t4);
ti2f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t4);
do3f = mod4.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t4);
blkf = zeros(1,i);
% 1/8 notes
fa0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t8);
so0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t8);
la0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t8);
ti0e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t8);
do1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t8);
re1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t8);
mi1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t8);
fa1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t8);
so1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t8);
la1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t8);
tb1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t8);
ti1e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t8);
do2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t8);
re2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t8);
mi2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t8);
fa2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t8);
so2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t8);
la2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t8);
ti2e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t8);
do3e = mod8.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t8);
blke = zeros(1,j);
% 1/16 notes
fa0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(1)*f0*t16);
so0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(2)*f0*t16);
la0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(3)*f0*t16);
ti0s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(4)*f0*t16);
do1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(5)*f0*t16);
re1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(6)*f0*t16);
mi1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(7)*f0*t16);
fa1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(8)*f0*t16);
so1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(9)*f0*t16);
la1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(10)*f0*t16);
tb1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(11)*f0*t16);
ti1s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(12)*f0*t16);
do2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(13)*f0*t16);
re2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(14)*f0*t16);
mi2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(15)*f0*t16);
fa2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(16)*f0*t16);
so2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(17)*f0*t16);
la2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(18)*f0*t16);
ti2s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(19)*f0*t16);
do3s = mod16.*cos(2*pi*ScaleTable(20)*f0*t16);
blks = zeros(1,k);
% Blank Block
blkblock = [blkf blkf blkf
blkf blkf blkf blkf
blkf...
blkf blkf
blkf blkf blkf blkf blkf
blkf];
% Base Melody
cello = [do1f do1f so0f
so0f la0f la0f mi0f
mi0f...
fa0f fa0f
do0f do0f fa0f fa0f so0f
so0f];
% So-FUCKING-Long Melody
violin = [mi2f mi2f re2f
re2f do2f do2f ti1f
ti1f...
la1f la1f
so1f so1f la1f la1f ti1f ti1f
...%
do2f do2f
ti1f ti1f la1f la1f so1f
so1f...
fa1f fa1f
mi1f mi1f fa1f fa1f re1f re1f
...%
do1f mi1f
so1f fa1f mi1f do1f mi1f
re1f...
do1f la0f
do1f so1f fa1f la1f so1f
fa1f...%
mi1f do1f
re1f ti1f do2f mi2f so2f
so1f...
la1f fa1f
so1f mi1f do1f do2f blkf blke
ti1e ...%
do2e ti1e
do2e do1e ti0e so1e re1e
mi1e...
do1e do2e
ti1e la1e ti1e mi2e so2e
la2e...
fa2e mi2e
re2e fa2e mi2e re2e do2e
ti1e...
la1e so1e
fa1e mi1e re1e fa1e mi1e re1e...
%%
do1e re1e
mi1e fa1e so1e re1e so1e
fa1e...
mi1e la1e
so1e fa1e so1e fa1e mi1e
re1e...
do1e la0e
la1e ti1e do2e ti1e la1e
so1e...
fa1e mi1e
re1e la1e so1e la1e so1e
fa1e...%
mi1f mi2e
blke re2f re2f blkf do1f mi2f
mi2f...
la2f la2f
so2f so2f la2f la2f ti2f
ti2f...%
do3e blke
do2e blke ti1f ti1f blkf la1f
do2f do2f...
do2f do2f
do2f do2f do2f fa2f re2f
so2f...%
so2e mi2s
fa2s so2e mi2s fa2s so2s so1s la1s ti1s ...
do2s re2s
mi2s fa2s mi2e do2s re2s...
mi2e mi1s
fa1s so1s la1s so1s fa1s so1s mi1s fa1s so1s...
fa1e la1s
so1s fa1e mi1s re1s mi1s re1s do1s re1s mi1s fa1s so1s
la1s...
fa2e la1s
so1s la1e ti1s do2s so1s la1s ti1s do2s re2s mi2s fa2s
so2s...%
mi2e do2s
re2s mi2e re2s do2s re2s ti1s do2s re2s mi2s re2s do2s
ti1s...
do2e la1s
ti1s do2e do1s re1s mi1s fa1s mi1s re1s mi1s do2s ti1s
do2s...
la1e do2s
ti1s la1e so1s fa1s so1s fa1s mi1s fa1s so1s la1s ti1s
do2s...
la2e do2s
ti1s do2e ti1s la1s ti1s do2s re2s do2s ti1s do1s la1s
ti1s...%%
do2e blke
blkf ti1e blke blkf la1e blke blkf do2e blke
blkf...
do1e blke
blkf do1e blke blkf do1e blke blkf do1e blke
blkf...%
blkf so1e
blke blkf so1e blke blkf mi1e blke blkf so1e
blke...
blkf fa1e
blke blkf mi1e blke blkf fa1e blke blkf re2e
blke...%
mi2e mi1e
fa1e mi1e re1e re2e mi2e re2e do2e mi1e do1e do2e ti1e so0e fa0e
so0e...
la0e la1e
so1e la1e so1e so0e fa0e so0e do1e la1e so1e la1e ti1e ti0e la0e
ti0e...%
do1e do2e
re2e do2e ti1e ti0e do1e ti0e la0e la1e so1e la1e ti1e ti0e mi1e
re1e...
do1e do2e
re2e fa2e mi2e mi1e so1e mi2e do2e fa2e mi2e fa2e re2e so1e fa1e
so1e...%
mi1e so1e
so1e so1e so1e so1e so1e so1e mi1e mi1e mi1e mi1e mi1e mi1e so1e
so1e...
fa1e fa1e
fa1e do2e do2e do2e do2e do2e do2e do2e la1e la1e so1e so1e re2e
ti1e...%%
so1e mi2e
mi2e mi2e re2e re2e re2e re2e do2e do2e do2e do2e so2e so2e so2e
so2e...
la2e la2e
la2e la2e so2e so2e so2e so2e la2e la2e la2e la2e ti2e ti1e ti1e
ti1e...%
do2e do1s
re1s mi1e do1e ti0e ti1s do2s re2e ti1e la1e la0s ti0s do1e la0e
ti0e so1s fa1s mi1e re1e...
do1e mi1s
re1s do1e fa1e mi1e do1s re1s mi1e so1e fa1e la1s so1s fa1e mi1e
re1e so1s fa1s mi1e re1e...%
mi1e do2s
ti1s do2e mi1e so1e so1s la1s ti1e so1e mi1e do2s re2s mi2e do2e
mi2e mi2s re2s do2e ti1e...
la1e la1s
so1s la1e ti1e do2e mi2s re2s do2e mi2e fa2e do2s ti1s la1e la1e
so1e re1e so1e so1e...%
so1f so1f
so1f so1f do1f do1f do1f
so1f...
fa1f fa1f
so1f so1f fa1f do1f do1f do1e
ti0e...%
do1f do2f
ti1f ti1f la1f la1f so1f
so1f...
do1f do1e
re1e mi1f mi1f do2f do2f ti1f
ti1f...%%
do2f];
% cello
c1 = [cello cello cello cello cello...
cello cello cello cello
cello...
cello cello cello cello
cello...
cello cello cello cello
cello...
cello cello cello blkf];
% violin1
v1 = [blkblock violin blkblock blkblock];
% violin2
v2 = [blkblock blkblock violin blkblock];
% violin3
v3 = [blkblock blkblock blkblock violin];
% Get dirty
s = c1+v1+v2+v3;
s = s/max(s);
sound(s,fs);