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Do you know that Bill Gates' real name is William Henry Gates III? If so,

who gives a fuck, but he is known as Bill Gates (III) where III means the

order of third, duh! So what's so weird about this name? OK, if you take

all the letters in Bill Gates III and then convert it into ASCII and then

add up all the numbers.... You will get 666. "Really? How do you

know?"...Shut the fuck up and I’ll tell you

B = 66

I = 73

L = 76

L = 76

G = 71

A = 65

T = 84

E = 69

S = 83

I = 1

I = 1

I = 1

Add these numbers and they equal 666(you can use pen or paper but I use the

calculator on my computer cause I don't know how to add)Coincidence? Maybe,

but take Windows 95 and do the same procedure and you will get 666. Still

think it is coincidence? then your a dumb fuck. Okay, now for the good

part. For those of you who still have the old Excel 95 try this out:

1. Open a new file

2. Scroll down to row 95

3. Click on the row 95 button to highlight the entire row

4. Press tab to move to the second column

5. Now, move your mouse and click on Help at the top

6. Then click on "About Microsoft Excel"

7. Press Ctrl-Alt-Shift and click on the tech support button at the same

time

8. a window will appear with the title: THE HALL OF TORTURED SOULS

It has a doom style format and you can walk all around the hall using the

arrow keys. And on the sides of the walls are the names of the tortured

souls... Now walk up the stairs and then come back down, facing the blank

wall. Now type in EXCELKFA this will open the blank wall to reveal another

secret passage, walk through the passage and do not fall off. This is

difficult to do. When you get to the end, you will see something really,

weird. It could be a joke by MS programmers. Or is it? I don't know god

dammit, don't ask me.