网络英语 第一章

 以下纯属个人杜撰外加从网络搜集，对内使用，基本可读；对外使用，基本不能用；严禁考试使用。
晕 faint
顶 up
踩 down
受挫 frustrate
灌水 v.irrigate n.irrigation
沙发 sofa
板凳 bench
地板 floor
鄙视 disdain
无视 ignore disregard
路过 pass by
飘过 fly by
游过 swim by
走过路过，不要错过：Walk by pass by,don't miss by.
好好学习，天天向上：Good good study,day day up.
此地无银三百两：There isn't 3 hundred liang of silver.
打酱油 I'm just fetch sauce and encounter you.
躲猫猫：No one concede he killed a cat.
莫装B，装B遭雷劈：Don't zhuangbility,zhuangbility leads to leipilitity
留得青山在，不怕没柴烧：Where there is a line,there is a person online.
别迷恋哥，哥只是个传说：Legend as I am,don't stuck on me.
哥唱的不是歌，是寂寞：I'm not singing a song,but loneliness.
贾君鹏，你妈叫你回家吃饭.JiaJunpeng,you mum is calling you for lunch.
信春哥，得永生：Believe in Chun makes an eternal life.
谢绝跨省、自治区、跨地区跨国家、跨银河系、跨时空追捕
Hounds across provinces,municipalities,territories,countries,Milky Way galaxy,and spaces are not welcome.
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有啥不开心的事，说出来叫大家开心开心：
Do you have sth. unhappy? speak out and let us happy.
不吃饱哪有力气减肥啊
I don't have enough energy to lose weight until i had enough food to eat.
再逼我我就装死给你看：
if you threaten me again,I'd ratter pretend death .
老板，你在别的电脑上Ctrl+c然后在这里Ctrl+V是不行的，多贵的电脑都不行
Sir,it's not OK for you to press Ctrl+C on other computers and then Ctrl+V here,no matter how expensive the computer is.
“我喜欢你”“其实……其实……其实我也挺喜欢我自己”
"I like you""That..in fact..I like myself,too"
雷锋做了好事不留名，但是每一件事情都记到日记里面。
LeiFeng didn't leave his name after doing good things,but he note every of them in his diary.
我又不是人民币，怎么能让人人都喜欢我？！
I'm not RMB,how should i liked by everyone.
幸福就是猫吃鱼，狗吃肉，奥特曼打小怪兽
Happiness is cat have fish,dog have meat,Aoteman have monster to kill.
我的优点是：我很帅；但是我的缺点是：我帅的不明显。
My advantage is handsome,but my disadvantage is that my handsome is not obvious enough.
请不要把我对你的容忍，当成你不要脸的资本
Please don't take my tolerance as the capital for your faceless.
一觉醒来，天都黑了
It's dark when I wake up.
生活就像宋祖德的嘴，你永远都不知道下一个倒霉的会是谁
Life is like the mouth of SongZhude.You never know who is the next unlucky dog.
真的猛士，敢于直面自己未化妆的脸
A real brave woman can face up to her face withot making up.
这个世界上我只相信两个人，一个是我，另一个不是你。
I only believe in two people in this world.one is myself,the other one is not you.
你以为我会眼睁睁地看着你去送死吗？我会闭上眼睛的！
Do you think i will look at your going hell?I'll close my eyes.
早起的鸟儿有虫吃，早起的虫儿被鸟吃！
early birds have the warms.early warms are having by birds.
听说女人如衣服，兄弟如手足。回想起来，我竟然七手八脚地裸奔了２０年！
It's said that woman like clothes,friends like hands and feet.As i recalled,i have been running naked with 7hands and 8feet for 20 years.
穿别人的鞋，走自己的路，让他们找去吧。
wear the others' shoose and walk your way,leave they looking for them.
你可以像猪一样的生活，但你永远都不能像猪那样快乐！
you can live as pigs,but you can never happy as pigs.
长个包子样就别怨狗跟着！
Baozi as you look like,don't complain about the following dog.
夏天就是不好，穷的时候我连西北风都没得喝……
Summer is not good for i even don't have northwest wind to drink when i'm financial challenged.
我不是随便的人，我随便起来不是人。
i'm not an arbitrary person,i'm not a person when arbitrarily.
骑白马的不一定是王子，他可能是唐僧；带翅膀的也不一定是天使，他可能是鸟人。
The one who rides on a write horse is not always a prince but TangSeng. the one with wings is not always an angel but bird people.
只有假货是真的，别的都是假的
Only fakes are real,others are all fakes.
思想有多远，你就给我滚多远！
How far can thought be,how far you get away
流氓不害怕，就怕流氓有文化……
rascals are not formidable,what formidable is rascals are literacy.
你的就是我的，我的还是我的！
yours are mine,so do mine.
老鼠一发威，大家都是病猫。
everyone is ill cat when rat furious.
一山不能容二虎，除非一公和一母。
One mountain can't accommodate two tighers unless they are one male and one female.
生前何必久睡，死后自会长眠……
It's useless to sleep too much when alive since you will sleep endlessly after death.
不想当厨子的裁缝，不是好司机。
The tailor who dosen't want to be a cooker is not a good diver.
老子不但有车，还是自行的……
I not only have a car,but also a car powered by myself.
鄙视我的人那么多,你算老几? 
There are many people who disdain me,it's hard to pick you out.
打死我也不说,你还没使美人儿计呢！ 
I won't tell you even if you beat me to death unless you show me beauties.
交给我你就不用放心了,没有错不了的事！ 
let me do this and you can completly at uneasy for there will be nothing right.
别紧张,我不是什么好人...... 
don't be nervious.i'm not a good people.
别谢,谢完还怎么好意思向你收钱啊！ 
no thanks,how can i ask you for money after that.
够不着吧,左脚踩右脚上试试 
if you can't reach it,you can step your left foot on the right one.
有的人活着,她已经死了.有的人活着,他早该死了！
some people alive,but she is dead.some people alive,he would have dead.
你是喝水,还是喝水,还是喝水?随你挑！
would you like to have water,water,or water?help yourself.
哎该说的说,不该说的小声说. 
tell me the things you can tell.tell me the things you can't tell by low vioce.
今天天气不错,又刮风又下雨的. 
good weather today,great wind and rain.
作为失败的典型,你实在是太成功了！
as a standard of failure,you are so successful.
谦虚使人进步,恭维让人舒服。 
modest makes people progress while compliment makes people comfortable.
这鞋多少钱一斤
How much is these shoes by one kilo?