胖小酱之英文的爆笑“谐音梗”

今天给大家准备了一些谐音梗式冷笑话(dad jokes)。

 01 What do you call a deer with no eye?

(没有眼睛的鹿 是什么鹿)

No eye deer (No idea).
叫 无眼鹿（不知道）

 02 What did a late tomato say to other tomatoes?

(一个迟到的番茄会对其他的番茄说什么)
I will ketchup (catch up).

(我能赶上)
(ketchup 蕃茄酱)

 03 —I only know 25 letters of the alphabet.

—why?
—26个字母我只认识25个
—为什么？
—I don't know Y (why)

—我不认识Y（我不知道为什么）
（Y与why同音)

 04 What do you call a bee from America?

(来自美国的蜜蜂叫什么)

A USB (US bee).

 05 How do we count cows?

(牛用什么来数)
With a Cowculator (calculator).

(用“数牛器”)
(calculator 计算器)

 06 Which is faster, hot or cold?

(冷和热，哪个更快)
Hot. Because you can catch a cold.

(热更快，因为你能追上冷/会感冒 catch a cold）

 07 Why is “dark” is spelled with a “k” not a “c”?

（为什么dark不能写成 “darc”）
Because you can’t c (see) in the dark.

(因为你在黑暗里看不见啊)

 08 Why shouldn’t we give Elsa a balloon?

(为什么不能给艾莎气球)
Because she will Let It Go.

(因为她会把气球放了)
(“Let It Go”: 电影Frozen的主题曲)

 09 What did my dog say when I asked him the answer for two minus two?

(当我问我家的狗2减2等于多少，他说了什么)
He said nothing.

(他什么也没说 / 他说什么也没有)