NO 3(最后一章时有彩蛋务必观看)
int mbg() {
for( ;1; )
{
int a,b,c,d=9,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,s=0;
cout<<" --------狒狒大战2.15--------"<<endl;
cout<<"欢迎来到狒狒大战2.15!\n";
cout<<"请选择狒狒(如不知规则则摁10)"<<endl<<"======================================="<<endl;
cout<<"1.年轻人\n";
cout<<"2.卢本伟\n";
cout<<"3.迪迦/盖亚\n";
cout<<"4.狒狒\n";
cout<<"5.SB\n";
cout<<"6.马保国(别摁!)\n";
cout<<"7.GAY\n";
cout<<"8.老狒狒\n";
cout<<"9.退出游戏\n";
cout<<"10.关于游戏\n"<<"==========================================\n";
gamestart:cin>>a;
if(a==1) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.蹭右眼\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.太极神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.迪迦!!!!!\n";
cout<<"7.装逼\n";
cout<<"8.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
d=d+1;
s++;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-1;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+1;
s+=5;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了太极神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+1;
s+=3;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s+=1;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你变成了迪迦\n";
d=d+15;
s+=3;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"你在马老师面前装逼\n";
d=d+10;
s+=4;
}
if(e==8) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=11)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==2) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.蹭右眼\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.太极神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.卢本伟牛逼\n";
cout<<"7.鄙视光线\n";
cout<<"8.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
d=d+1;
s++;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-1;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+1;
s+=7;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了太极神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+1;
s+=3;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s+=1;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你使用了卢本伟牛逼\n";
d=d+3;
s+=3;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"你使用了鄙视光线\n";
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(e==8) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=15)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==3) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.切割光轮\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.光线神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.鄙视光线\n";
cout<<"7.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你使用了切割光轮"<<endl;
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-1;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+1;
s+=7;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了激光神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+1;
s+=3;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s+=1;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你使用了鄙视光线\n";
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=15)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==4) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.狒狒光轮\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.狒狒神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.狒狒光线\n";
cout<<"7.狒狒拉稀\n";
cout<<"8.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你使用了狒狒光轮"<<endl;
d=d+2;
s+=3;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+2;
s+=8;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了狒狒神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+3;
s+=4;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s+=1;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你使用了狒狒光线\n";
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"你使用了狒狒拉稀\n";
d=d+1;
s+=7;
}
if(e==8) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=18)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==5) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.SB激光\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.SB神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.变傻光线\n";
cout<<"7.叫爸爸!\n";
cout<<"8.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你使用了SB激光"<<endl;
d=d+4;
s+=2;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+3;
s+=8;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了SB神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+1;
s+=4;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s--;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你使用了变傻光线\n";
d=d+5;
s+=6;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"你叫了马保国一声爸爸\n";
d=d-3;
s+=3;
}
if(e==8) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=20)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==6) do {
cout<<"1.用闪电五连鞭!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.打他鼻梁骨"<<endl;
cout<<"3.太极神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"4.盖亚!!!!!\n";
cout<<"5.斥责年轻人不讲武德\n";
cout<<"6.闪电十连鞭\n";
cin>>j;
if(j==1)cout<<"一鞭,两鞭,三鞭,四鞭,五鞭!"<<endl<<"================================="<<endl;
{
cout<<" os\n";
cout<<" l e\n";
cout<<" l e\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" eloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<" loseloseloseloselo\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<" loseloseloseloselo\n";
cout<<"=======================================\n";
for(int i=1;i<=1000;i++) cout<<"lose lose 哈哈! ";
return 0;
}
if(j==2) cout<<"中国功夫,讲究点到为止,于是你笑了一下,准备收拳,谁知这个年轻人他不讲武德,偏来偷袭我69岁的老年人,你劝年轻人耗子尾汁适可而止好好反思。"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose!"<<endl;
{
cout<<" os\n";
cout<<" l e\n";
cout<<" l e\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" lose\n";
cout<<" eloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<" loseloseloseloselo\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<"eloseloseloseloselos\n";
cout<<" loseloseloseloselo\n";
cout<<"=======================================\n";
for(int i=1;i<=1000;i++) cout<<"lose lose 哈哈! ";
return 0;
}
if(j==3) cout<<"你使用了太极神功(盗版)"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose!"<<endl;
{
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(j==4) cout<<"你变身成了盖亚"<<endl<<"========================================="<<endl<<"lose!"<<endl;
{
d=d+12;
s+=2;
}
if(j==5) cout<<"你骂年轻人不讲武德"<<endl;
{
d=d+5;
s+=2;
}
if(j==6) cout<<"你使用了闪电十连鞭"<<endl;
{
d=d+2;
s+=7;
}
} while(d<=0||s>=4);
if(a==7) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.GAY之光轮\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.GAY神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.鄙视光线\n";
cout<<"7.奥利给!\n";
cout<<"8.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你使用了GAY之光轮"<<endl;
d=d+4;
s+=3;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-3;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+16;
s+=12;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了GAY神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+3;
s+=4;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-3;
s+=2;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你使用了鄙视光线\n";
d=d+3;
s+=5;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"奥利给!\n";
d=d+30;
s+=1;
}
if(e==8) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=19)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==8) do {
cout<<"发现马保国!"<<endl;
cout<<"1.攻击或搞事情!"<<endl;
cout<<"2.走过去"<<endl;
cin>>b;
if(b==1) {
m=3;
cout<<"1.蹭右眼\n";
cout<<"2.不讲武德\n";
cout<<"3.踢隐私部位\n";
cout<<"4.NB神功(盗版)\n";
cout<<"5.耍赖\n";
cout<<"6.迪迦!!!!!\n";
cout<<"7.溜\n";
cin>>e;
if(e==1) {
cout<<"你打肿了马老师的右眼"<<endl;
d=d+1;
s++;
}
if(e==2) {
cout<<"马老师说你不讲武德,并把你的鼻子蹭了一下\n";
d=d-1;
}
if(e==3) {
cout<<"你踢了一下马老师的隐私部位\n";
d=d+1;
s+=5;
}
if(e==4) {
cout<<"你使用了NB神功(盗版)\n";
d=d+1;
s+=3;
}
if(e==5) {
cout<<"马老师摸了摸你的头,笑了笑\n";
d=d-2;
s+=1;
}
if(e==6) {
cout<<"你变成了迪迦\n";
d=d+15;
s+=3;
}
if(e==7) {
cout<<"马老师不让你溜\n";
d=d-2;
}
if(s>=11)
{
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" w n"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" win"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<"winwinwinwinwin"<<endl;
cout<<" inwinwinwinwi"<<endl;
return 0;
}
}
if(b==2) {
cout<<"不讲武德!"<<endl;
}
} while(d!=0);
if(a==10) {
cout<<" 欢迎您来玩本游戏,本游戏是由狒狒教育有限公司娱乐部出版的,可通过数字键来选择人物、技能及运动。此版本(2.15)在2.12的基础上修改了一个bug!祝您玩得不愉快!谢谢!(っ*ω*)っ\n";
cout<<"选择狒狒"<<endl<<"=========================================="<<endl;
cout<<"1.年轻人\n";
cout<<"2.卢本伟\n";
cout<<"3.迪迦/盖亚\n";
cout<<"4.狒狒\n";
cout<<"5.SB\n";
cout<<"6.马保国\n";
cout<<"7.GAY\n";
cout<<"8.老狒狒\n";
cout<<"9.关于游戏\n"<<"==========================================\n";
goto gamestart;
}
if(a==9){
system("cls");
return 0;
}
}
}
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