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Dive Into Mark made me laugh today with this …

Dive Into Mark今天让我笑了……

“… they’ve lived in their house for twenty years and still have unopened boxes from the old house sitting in the attic. in fact, they still refer to their house as “the new house”. they have a basement too. people like this should not have basements. people like this should not be given any storage space whatsoever. they should be forced to throw away all their belongings at the end of the day, and buy all new stuff in the morning.”

“……他们已经在自己的房子里住了二十年，但仍然没有坐在阁楼上那栋旧房子里的未拆开的盒子。 实际上，他们仍然称自己的房子为“新房子”。 他们也有地下室。 这样的人不应该有地下室。 像这样的人不应该拥有任何存储空间。 他们应被迫在一天结束时扔掉所有物品，并在早晨购买所有新东西。”

That could be my parents, my parents are great but they have a lot of stuff, an awful lot of stuff. When I was little my friends loved coming to play at my house, because nobody cared if you made a mess … one more mess made no difference. I used to love to go to my friend’s houses to be amazed by the sight of stairs that weren’t entirely covered in toys and items of long since discarded clothing. When I was 8 we moved house, my mother didn’t bat an eyelid at the foot or so of toys and small person junk on the bedroom floor, but simply scooped it all into bin bags, carted it off to the new house and dumped it back on the floor again .. at least we felt at home!

那可能是我的父母，我的父母很棒，但他们有很多东西，很多东西。 小时候，我的朋友们喜欢来我家玩耍，因为没人管你弄乱了……再多一堆也没关系。 我曾经喜欢去朋友家，因为楼梯间的景象并没有完全覆盖玩具和很久以来丢弃的衣物，我对此感到惊讶。 当我八岁时，我们搬家时，母亲没有在卧室地板上踩玩具或小东西破烂的眼皮，而是将它们全部铲进了垃圾袋，装进了新房子，扔了下来。它又回到地板上了..至少我们有宾至如归的感觉！

翻译自: https://rachelandrew.co.uk/archives/2003/09/11/mess/

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