自我介绍

   开始用博客，感觉好不习惯，感觉博客功能挺全的，但不会用，哈哈，拉了博客用户的平均水平了。
   学生一枚，在完成作业的同时，希望可以看到大神们发的博客，向大神们学习。网上的大神多，到处都是资源，膜拜啊！
   每到写作的时候就，就惊叹于自己的语言表达能力之差，慢慢修行路啊！一到写自我介绍的时候就犯难，老师无意中给我出了一道难题。这没拿的出手的东西，怎么自我介绍啊…
   为了凑满1000字，我就介绍自己的幼年，少年，青年，中年，老年吧，反正都是自己。
   幼年我给自己挖了一个坑。幼年时特粘我姐，没到读书年龄，但闹这要去幼儿园，因为没到读书年龄，孩子性情多变，无理取闹又爱哭，老师成功的不管我，我也成功的换了个地方睡觉，不过也成功的在幼儿园留级了一年，感觉还是老师赢了。
   少年时期是我的噩梦，也是我妈的噩梦。少年时我爱奔跑，爱爬山，爱爬树，爱冒险，爱看动画片，爱丢东西，不爱学习。放学回家第一件事就是丢下书包往山上跑，捉螃蟹，摘果子，在山上探寻新大陆，力求跑遍山上的每一个角落。
   每次被母亲发现在作业没完成之前玩总免不了一顿收拾。一般看动画片的时候，总会提前关好门窗，拉好窗帘，摆好作业，随时注意外边的情况并且心惊肉跳的看动画片。但“人有失足，马有失蹄”，有时候动画片太精彩，一不小心看进去了，母亲什么时候回来都不知道，然后毫无意外被一顿揍，当然我也会吸取经验，弥补不足，然后来日再战。
    少年时期我的笔，文具盒，擦子总是新的。因为笔和擦子它永远活不过三天，文具盒也常莫名失踪，因为遗失文具盒代价太大了，后期我一直抗拒文具盒。这件事对我的阴影很大，具体表现在，当物体的第一次落在我手里时，我心中会涌现一种情绪，名为“可惜”…
   青年时期我掉进一个至今都没能爬出来的坑。青年时期疯狂迷恋上看网络小说，不管白天还是黑夜，不管上课还是上厕所，不管走路还是睡觉，小说总是不离手，青年时什么也没学到，不过小说的本数在增加，小说的种类也在变。
   中年时期我陷入了迷茫，感觉不想看小说了，但看小说已经形成了习惯，不看小说不知道干嘛。
   老年时期我又恢复了平静，开始享受生活，晒晒太阳，写写字，早上往公园走走，晚饭吃了散散步，养身茶随身带，想睡往课桌一趴，一点也不勉强自己。
【温馨提示】本文中的年龄阶段是指情绪状态年龄，不是实际年龄。

   Start blogging,it feels very strange,feel the blog is quite functional,but it won’t use.Ha-ha,the average level of blog users has been pulled.
   A student,while finishing homework,I hope you can see blogs from big gods.learning from the great gods.Great God on the Internet,there are resources everywhere.Worship ah！
   Every time I write, I am amazed at my poor language expression ability. I am slowly practicing my way. When I wrote about myself, I was puzzled, and the teacher gave me a difficult question. How do you introduce yourself to the things you didn’t take…
   In order to make up 1000 words, I will introduce my childhood, youth, middle age, old age, anyway, it is myself.
   When I was young, I dug a hole for myself. When I was young, I stick to my sister, not to the age of reading, but I want to go to kindergarten, because before the age of reading, the children have changeable temperament, make unreasonable noises and cry. Whether the teacher succeeds, I succeed in sleeping in another place, but also succeeded in staying in kindergarten for one year, feeling that the teacher won.
   Adolescence is my nightmare and my mother’s nightmare. When I was a teenager, I loved running, climbing mountains, climbing trees, taking risks, watching cartoons, losing things and not learning. The first thing I did when I got home from school was to drop my schoolbag and run up the hill, catch crabs, pick fruit, and explore the New World on the hill, trying to run all over the hill.
   Every time a mother finds out that she can’t stop playing until she has finished her homework. Generally, when watching animated cartoons, we always close the doors and windows in advance, draw the curtains, set up our homework, pay attention to the outside situation at any time, and watch animated cartoons with fright. But sometimes the cartoon is too wonderful to watch carelessly. Mother doesn’t know when she will come back, and then she will be beaten without any accident. Of course, I will learn from the experience to make up for the shortcomings and fight again tomorrow.
   My pen, pencil case and eraser are always new in my childhood. Because the pen and eraser will never live for three days, stationery boxes are often missing, because the cost of missing stationery boxes is too high, later I have been resisting stationery boxes. This thing has a great shadow on me, specifically, when the object first falls into my hands, my heart will emerge a kind of emotion, called “unfortunate”…
   When I was young, I fell into a pits that I have never been able to climb out. Youth crazy obsession with reading online novels, whether day or night, whether in class or on the toilet, whether walking or sleeping, the novel is always hands-on, when young people learn nothing, but the number of novels is increasing, the types of novels are also changing.
   In middle age, I fell into a confusion. I felt that I didn’t want to read fiction anymore, but I had formed a habit of reading fiction. I didn’t know what to do without reading fiction.
   In old age, I restored calm, began to enjoy life, sunbathe, write, walk to the park in the morning, take a walk after dinner, take health tea with me, want to sleep at the desk, not reluctantly.