funny error messages

Baptist explanation: There must be sin in your life. Everyone else opened it fine. Presbyterian explanation: It's not God's will for you to open this link. Word of Faith explanation: You lack the faith to open this link. Your negative words have prevented you from realizing this link's fulfillment. Charismatic explanation: Thou art loosed! Be commanded to OPEN! Unitarian explanation: All links are equal, so if this link doesn't work for you, feel free to experiment with other links that might bring you joy and fulfillment. Buddhist explanation: ......................... Episcopalian explanation: Are you saying you have something against homosexuals? Christian Science explanation: There really is no link. Atheist explanation: The only reason you think this link exists is because you needed to invent it. Church counselor's explanation: And what did you feel when the link would not open?