笑坏肚皮的俏皮男女趣语

    1、女人是书，男人是猪，永远别指望猪能读懂书。


    2、孤单，是你心里面没有人。寂寞，是你心里有人却不在身边。


    3、岁月只是对那些原本长得很好看的人才会无情，而那些从生下来就不好看的人，岁月可拿他们一点办法都没有。


    4、小时候有个梦想就是可以养一只老虎，感觉那样会很威风的，现在长大了真的实现了！尼玛！不说了……倒洗脚水去……


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    6、婚姻就像在饭馆点菜，一旦菜上来，是很难退掉。


    7、努力赚钱，是为了不让自己的爱情受到别人金钱的考验。


    8、女生到了社会后，会遇到很多比在学校里更优秀的男生，而男生到了社会后，很难找到比在学校里更优秀的女生了！”---出自一位老师的语录


    9、马尔克斯在《百年孤独》中说：“爱情的问题都是在床上解决的。”其实还有后半句：“如何才能上床则是钱解决的。”


    10、和一个女人保持距离的最好方法就是不停和她谈工作，有点暧昧关系的男女更是如此，老情人见面第一句话说“你还好吗？”这绝对是婚外情的开始，而接下来的“你知道安利吗？”往往能起到峰回路转将一切坏苗头扼杀在摇篮里。