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冷笑话6则(带翻译)
The Climate of New ZealandTeacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?Matthew: Very Cold, sir.Teacher: Wrong.Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!新西兰的...原创 2013-05-16 15:34:26 · 119 阅读 · 0 评论 -
The Road to Success (成功之道)
The Road to SuccessIt is well that young men should begin at the beginning and occupy the most subordinate positions. Many of the leading businessmen of Pittsburgh had a serious responsibility thr...原创 2013-05-27 21:49:07 · 341 阅读 · 0 评论 -
美国晚间脱口秀一周笑话精选(1)
事情的起因是这样的,哈佛教授亨利·路易斯·盖茨某次归家,发现进不去家门了,不知道是不是美国没有开锁公司,这位教授就和司机一起决定破门而入。估计这位教授平时一直闷头搞研究不太出门,所以邻居也不太认识他,看到有人闯门就报警了。于是克劳力警官就赶来逮捕了教授。本来说清楚也就没事了,问题在于是一个白人警察逮捕了一个黑人教授,最后还被证明抓错了。于是引起了轩然大波,教授说警察种族歧视,警察说教授威胁他自己...原创 2013-06-07 15:57:20 · 104 阅读 · 0 评论 -
英语广播-this is bbc
有空多听听,对提高英语有帮助。http://www.fltaradio.com/english/1-bbc-world-news.html原创 2013-08-30 11:31:36 · 327 阅读 · 0 评论 -
nothing's gonna change my love for you
If I had to live my life without you near meThe days would all be emptyThe nights would seem so longWith you I see forever oh so clearlyI might have been in love beforeBut it never felt thi...原创 2013-09-25 13:36:24 · 84 阅读 · 0 评论