JavaScript编程黑科技,装逼指南,高逼格代码,让你惊叹不已

JavaScript是一门很吊的语言,我可能学了假的JavaScript……

本文秉承着:你看不懂是你SB,我写的代码就要牛逼。

1、单行写一个评级组件

"★★★★★☆☆☆☆☆".slice(5 - rate, 10 - rate);定义一个变量rate是1到5的值,然后执行上面代码,看图

才发现插件什么的都弱爆了

来源:来自知乎用户蜗牛老湿的回答

2、如何装逼用代码骂别人SB

(!(~+[])+{})[--[~+""][+[]]*[~+[]] +~~!+[]]+({}+[])[[~!+[]]*~+[]]

了解为什么请移步:一行能装逼的JavaScript代码

3、如何用代码优雅的证明自己NB

这个牛逼了

console.log(([][[]]+[])[+!![]]+([]+{})[!+[]+!![]])

4、JavaScript 错误处理的方式的正确姿势

�� �� �� ,舅服你

try{ something} catch(e) { window.location.href="http://stackoverflow.com/search?q=[js]+"+e.message;}

5、从一行代码里面学点JS

[].forEach.call($$("*"),function(a){

a.style.outline="1px solid #"+(~~(Math.random()*(1<<24))).toString(16)})

翻译成正常语言就是这样的

Array.prototype.forEach.call(document.querySelectorAll('*'), dom=>dom.style.outline=`1px solid #${parseInt(Math.random() *

Math.pow(2,24)).toString(16)}`)

接下来在浏览器控制看看:something magic happens

具体分析请参见这篇文章:从一行代码里面学点Java

6、论如何优雅的取随机字符串

Math.random().toString(16).substring(2//13位Math.random().toString(36).substring(2//11位

7、(10)["toString"]() === "10"

解析请移步:js奇淫技巧1

8、匿名函数自执行

这么多写法你选择哪一种?我选择死亡。

function() {}() );( function() {} )();[ function() {}() ];~function() {}();!function() {}();+function() {}();-function() {}();deletefunction() {}();typeoffunction() {}();voidfunction() {}();newfunction() {}();newfunction() {};varf=function() {}();1function() {}();1^function() {}();1>function() {}();//...

9、另外一种undefined

从来不需要声明一个变量的值是undefined,因为JavaScript会自动把一个未赋值的变量置为undefined。所有如果你在代码里这么写,会被鄙视的

vardata =undefined;

但是如果你就是强迫症发作,一定要再声明一个暂时没有值的变量的时候赋上一个undefined。那你可以考虑这么做:

vardata =void0//undefined

void在JavaScript中是一个操作符,对传入的操作不执行并且返回undefined。void后面可以跟()来用,例如void(0),看起来是不是很熟悉?没错,在HTML里阻止带href的默认点击操作时,都喜欢把href写成javascript:void(0),实际上也是依靠void操作不执行的意思。

当然,除了出于装逼的原因外,实际用途上不太赞成使用void,因为void的出现是为了兼容早起ECMA标准中没有undefined属性。void 0的写法让代码晦涩难懂。

10、论如何优雅的取整

var=~~2.33varb=2.33|0varc=2.33>>0

11、如何优雅的实现金钱格式化:1234567890 --> 1,234,567,890

用正则魔法实现:

vartest1 ='1234567890'varformat =test1.replace(/B(?=(d{3})+(?!d))/g',')console.log(format)//1,234,567,890

非正则的优雅实现:

functionformatCash(str) { returnstr.split('').reverse().reduce((prevnextindex=>return((index%3?next :(next +',')) +prev })}console.log(formatCash('1234567890')) //1,234,567,890

12、这个我服,还有这个你很机智

我服

while(1) { alert('牛逼你把我关了啊')}

你很机智,好一个障眼法

清除缓存: <ahref="javascript:alert('清除成功');">清除缓存</a>

13、逗号运算符

var=0var=( a++99); console.log(a); //1console.log(b); //99

14、论如何最佳的让两个整数交换数值

常规办法:

vara=1,b=2;a +=b;b =-b;a -=b;

缺点也很明显,整型数据溢出,对于32位字符最大表示数字是2147483647,如果是2147483645和2147483646交换就失败了。

黑科技办法:

^=b;b ^=a;a ^=b;

哈哈 �� ,看不懂的童鞋建议去补习一下C语言的位操作,我就不去复习了,以前学嵌入式时候学的位操作都忘了

15、实现标准JSON的深拷贝

var={ a:1, b:{ c:1, d:2}}varb=JSON.parse(JSON.stringify(a))

不考虑IE的情况下,标准JSON格式的对象蛮实用,不过对于undefined和function的会忽略掉。

16、不用Number、parseInt和parseFloat和方法把"1"字符串转换成数字

哈哈,不准用强制类型转换,那么就想到了强大了隐式转换

var=1+a

17、如何装逼的写出"hello world!"

滚动条很长哦 ��

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居然能运行,牛逼的隐式转换

18、parseInt(0.0000008) === 8

19、++[[]][+[]]+[+[]] == 10

强大的隐式转换,23333

20、0.1 + 0.2 == 0.3

0.1 +0.2 == 0.3 竟然是不成立的。。。。所以这就是为什么数据库存储对于货币的最小单位都是分。

简单说,0.1和0.2的二进制浮点表示都不是精确的,所以相加后不是0.3,接近(不等于)

0.30000000000000004。

所以,比较数字时,应该有个宽容值。ES6中这个宽容值被预定义了:Number.EPSILON。

21、最短的代码实现数组去重

[...newSet([1"1"2113])]

前不久面试阿里就问了这道题,哈哈,所以也写上一下

22、用最短的代码实现一个长度为m(6)且值都n(8)的数组

Array(6).fill(8)

这个够短了吧,好像是当初哪里看到的一个面试题,就自己想到了ES6的一些API

23、短路表达式

条件判断

var=&&1//相当于if(b) { a =1else{ a =b}var=||1//相当于if(b) { a =b} else{ a =1}

24、Java版迷宫

逃出迷宫,2333

25、取出一个数组中的最大值和最小值

varnumbers =[5458120-215228400122205-85411]; varmaxInNumbers=Math.max.apply(Math, numbers); varminInNumbers =Math.min.apply(Math, numbers);

26、将argruments对象转换成数组

varargArray =Array.prototype.slice.call(arguments);或者ES6varargArray=Array.from(arguments)

27、java高逼格之Function构造函数

很多Java教程都告诉我们,不要直接用内置对象的构造函数来创建基本变量,例如var arr = new Array(2); 的写法就应该用var arr = [1, 2];的写法来取代。

但是,Function构造函数(注意是大写的Function)有点特别。Function构造函数接受的参数中,第一个是要传入的参数名,第二个是函数内的代码(用字符串来表示)。

var=newFunction('a''alert(a)');f('jawil'); //将会弹出窗口显示jawil

这种方式可以根据传入字符串内容来创建一个函数 是不是高大上?!

28、从一个数组中找到一个数,O(n)的算法,找不到就返回 null。

正常的版本:

functionfind(xy) { forlet=0; i <x.length; i++) { if( x[i] ==y ) returni; } returnnull;} letarr =[0,1,2,3,4,5]console.log(find(arr, 2))console.log(find(arr, 8))

结果到了函数式成了下面这个样子(好像上面的那些代码在下面若影若现,不过又有点不太一样,为了消掉if语言,让其看上去更像一个表达式,动用了 ? 号表达式):

//函数式的版本constfind=f=>f(f) ) ( f=>(next=>(xyi=0=>( i >=x.length?null:( x[i] ==y ) ?i:next(x, y, i+1))((...args=>(f(f))(...args))) letarr =[0,1,2,3,4,5]console.log(find(arr,2))console.log(find(arr, 8))

如何读懂并写出装逼的函数式代码

最后奉劝大家一句:莫装逼、白了少年头,2333。。。


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