老师的精典口误

1、男同学站在我左边,女同学站在我右边,其他人原地不动...结果就他没动。                                                                               
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 2、有一天,外面下大雨,老师满脸雨水的走进教师,在讲桌前不知找着什么东西,找了一会就问前排的同学:“我擦纸的脸呢?”                                    
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 3、线段a是线段b的一半,那线段b是线段a的多少呢?(全班皆静,后高论,半晌后)线段b就是线段a的两半(晕)。                                              
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 4、初中,某数学老师讲方程式变换,在讲台上袖子一挽大声喝道:同学们注意,我要变形了!......                                                            
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 5、一同学在下面闹,我们老师说;“你给我站到黑板上面去!”高难度啊!!!                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 6、我初中老师讲题目喜欢用投身其中...“我的底面半径是20CM,我的高是50CM,那么我......”下面有人说“是饭桶......”全班暴笑。                               
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 7、高三数学摸底考,一男生问:老师,画图没有铅笔,是借一支还是用钢笔?老师答:随你的大小便吧。                                                        
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 8、高中的代数老师:“说话不许出声音。”                                                                                                                 
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 9、某日,我们高中数学老师跟我们讲函数周期表时,讲到“周期”二字时激动的走下讲台,对着全班同学说:“你们还不了解周期啊,真的是猪都比你们聪明。”然后他指  
 着第一排的一个女生说:“你知道什么是周期吗?你跟他们解释一下。”全班均晕倒。                                                                           
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 10、我们初中时规定升国旗时要穿校服,结果总有一些人没有穿校服,或者是只穿裤子或者是衣服,然后每次升旗之前校长都拿着一个扩音喇叭在那里说:“有的同学不  
 穿衣服,有的同学不穿裤子,有的就干脆衣服裤子都不穿。”                                                                                                
                                                                                                                                                      
                                                                                                                                                      
 11、语文老师教赤壁的课文,说起曹兵在华容道互相践踏,感慨道:人流是可怕的......” 
评论
添加红包

请填写红包祝福语或标题

红包个数最小为10个

红包金额最低5元

当前余额3.43前往充值 >
需支付:10.00
成就一亿技术人!
领取后你会自动成为博主和红包主的粉丝 规则
hope_wisdom
发出的红包
实付
使用余额支付
点击重新获取
扫码支付
钱包余额 0

抵扣说明:

1.余额是钱包充值的虚拟货币,按照1:1的比例进行支付金额的抵扣。
2.余额无法直接购买下载,可以购买VIP、付费专栏及课程。

余额充值