关于Oracle的笑话

今天无意中发现一个有趣的网页Oracle Joke Contest  http://www.dbasurvivalguide.com/oracle_joke_contest.htm

 

又是厂商之间互相攻击的小伎俩

 

有几则比较有意思，摘录过来。

 

Q: What platform does Oracle run best on?    

A: Powerpoint.

(以前见过一个与此类似的版本：

Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on?

A. A 35 mm slide projector.

)

 

Q.  How long does it take to tune an Oracle database? 

A.  Nobody knows, it's never been done

 

Q.  How do you best tune an Oracle database?

A.  rm -rf $ORACLE_HOME