今天无意中发现一个有趣的网页Oracle Joke Contest http://www.dbasurvivalguide.com/oracle_joke_contest.htm
又是厂商之间互相攻击的小伎俩
有几则比较有意思,摘录过来。
Q: What platform does Oracle run best on?
A: Powerpoint.
(以前见过一个与此类似的版本:
Q. Which hardware platform does Oracle perform the best on?
A. A 35 mm slide projector.
)
Q. How long does it take to tune an Oracle database?
A. Nobody knows, it's never been done
Q. How do you best tune an Oracle database?
A. rm -rf $ORACLE_HOME