【英文字幕对照】妈，做家务不是我的分内事

[mom] Sweetheart, you didn't take out the trash last night.
[mom] Alex, you didn't take out the trash last night.
[son] I will later.
[mom] Come on honey, you konw that's part of your chores.
[mom] Besides, don't you want to get paid?
[son] Fine.
[son] Pay me first.
[mom] You konw, I wish someone would pay me for making breakfast.
[son] Why would anyone pay you? That's your job.
[mom] Breakfast is ready.
[mom] It's time to eat. Come on, you can play games later.
[son] Okay, jsut bring it over here. I'm in the middle of a game.
[mom] Alex, you didn't put the garbage bag in.
[son] You're distracting me.
[son] I just died. Thanks a lot, Mom.
[mom] Well.
[son] I only get paid to take out the trash.
[son] If you want me to do that, than you're going to have to pay me more.
[mom] Alex, if you're going to do something, you can't just do it halfway.
[son] Yeah, whatever.
[mom] Ow.
[mom] Why'd you leave your Legos on the floor?
[son] It's not a part of my chores.
[son] I'm supposed to take out the trash, clean my room, and take out Max.
[son] I don't get paid to clean the living room.
[son] Wait, where's the ketchup?
[mom] I'm going to get the door. Can you get it?
[mom] On, hi, Miss Johnson. Can I help you?
[Johnson] Hi, dear. I just wanted you to konw that I saw your dog poop in my lawn.
[Johnson] Would you mind telling your son to clean it up next time?
[Johnson] I've got a bad back and it's hard for me to bend over.
[mom] Alex, did you leave Max's poop on Miss Johnson's lawn?
[son] Yeah, it's not my job to pick it up.
[mom] I am so sorry. I will make sure it does not happen again.
[Johnson] Thank you, dear.
[mom] Alex! You can't leave Max's poop on people's front lawns!
[son] The last time I checked, my job is to walk Max, not to clean a bathroom.
[son] And if you want me to do that, than you'll have to pay me more.
[mom] Is that right?
[mom] How would you like it if I said that every time you asked me for something?
[son] I'm not the one asking you to do anything that isn't your job.
[mom] Really? So what exactly is my job?
[son] Un, to cook me food, to do the laundry, and to pay the rent.
[mom] Okey. Got it.
[son] Now, can you get me the ketchup?
[mom] No. That's not part of my job. Get it yourself.
[-----] The mom decides that she's going to give her son a taste of his own medicine.
[-----] The next day, little did Alex know he was about to learn a big lesson.
[mom] Alright. Breakfast is done. It's one the stove.
[son] Bring is over here. I'm about to win.
[son] Fine. I'll just get it myself.
[son] Mom, there's no clean plates!
[mom] Okay. So, go ahead and wash one.
[son] What? No way. It's not my job to wash the dishes.
[mom] Oh. Well, from what I remember, it's not my job either.
[mom] Did you clean clothers, by the way?
[son] Okay. Why are you giving them to me?
[son] You're supposed fold them and put them away.
[mom] Huh. From what I remenber, it was my job to do the launday.Nothing else.
[son] Oh. I see what you're trying to do.
[son] You're trying to teach me a lesson.
[son] You know what? Forget it.
[son] I will leave my food there and I'll leave my clothes over there.
[son] It doesn't bother me one bit.
[mom] That's fine!
[son] What the heck? Did the power just go out? Mom.
[mom] What?
[son] The power's out.
[mom] Oh, shoot. I must have forgotten to pay the electric bill.
[son] How could you forget? I mean, it's your job to pay the bills.
[mom] Okay. Well, yestday you told me my job was to cook you food, do your laundry, and pay the rent.
[mom] I didn't hear anything about electricity bill.
[son] Stop it, Mom. How am I supposed to play my game when there's no power?
[son] This isn't funny.
[mom] I guess that's your problem. I'll be in my room if you need you.
[son] Wait. You're right, okay?
[son] I should have put the trash bags in the garbage.
[son] I should have picked up my toys and I should have cleaned up after Max.
[son] I'm sorry.
[son] I understand now that if I'm trying to do something, I should never do it halfway.
[mom] Do you really mean it?
[son] Yes. Look.
[son] Now, can you please pay the electric bill?
[mom] Just kidding. I actually flipped the power breakers to teach you a lesson.
[mom] Hear. For doing your chores.
[son] Thanks, Mom.
[son] Actually, never mind. You don't have to pay me to do chres anymore.
[son] I never should have charged you in the first place.
[mom] Oh, sweethear. I love you.
[mom] Let me do the dishes so you cant eat.
[son] No, it's okay. I'll wash the dishes.
[son] You sit donw and I'll bring you a plate.