Computer English Magazine

Not to Be Taken OutMark Twain once went to borrow a certain book from a neighbour in Tarry town. "May I borrow a book from you?" he asked politely."Yes,youre more than welcome to it," the neighbour

Who Should Be Given the Gift?A father of five children came home with a toy,summoned his children and asked which one of them should be given the present,"Who is the most obedient,never talks back t

I dont know herA couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing. "Why dont you do that?" said the wife. "Honey," replied her husband, " I dont e