25个有关Linus Torvalds的不为人知的事实——神秘而风趣

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Many people consider Linus Torvalds as the world's greatest computer programmer/hacker. That's why it's no surprise that most of his loyal fans have praised him and have told stories about his amazing accomplishments.

许多人认为Linus Torvalds是世界上最伟大的程序员和黑客。所以，就算大部分粉丝对他歌功颂德，你也不会觉得惊讶。

For those of you who want to know more about Torvalds, perhaps you may want to read these mythical and rather humorous facts about the man:

对于那些想深入了解Torvalds的人，也许你想看到以下这些有关Linus Torvalds的不为人知的事实——神秘而风趣。

1. Linus Torvalds's first words were syscalls.
Linus Torvalds说的第一句话是syscalls。

2. Linus Torvalds's DNA is in binary.
Linus Torvalds的DNA是二进制的。

3. Linus Torvalds's first written program had artificial intelligence.
Linus Torvalds写的第一个程序又人工智能。

4. Linus Torvalds already has Linux 3.0. He is just keeping it to himself to build suspense.
Linus Torvalds老早就用Linux 3.0了。他只是想保持神秘感。

5. Linus Torvalds can touch MC Hammer.
Linus Torvalds能接触MC Hammer（谁来的？）。

6. Linus Torvalds doesn't worry about Micro$oft patent crap, he simply does "sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null".
Linus Torvalds不担心Micro$oft制造的垃圾，他只需要简单的这样做"sudo mv /tmp/ms /dev/null"。

7. Linus Torvalds can do an infinite loop in five seconds... in his head.
Linus Torvalds能在5秒内运行完死循环……在他脑海里。

8. Linus Torvalds can install Gentoo in under a week.
Linus Torvalds能在一周内安装完成Gentoo。

9. Linus Torvalds can stop a BSOD... on Vista 64-bit.
Linus Torvalds能解决蓝屏死机问题……说的是Vista 64-bit。

10. Linus Torvalds doesn't need anti-virus software.
Virii need anti-Linus software. Linus Torvalds不需要杀毒软件。杀毒软件需要安装防Linus软件。

11. Linus Torvalds doesn't wear glasses anymore, not because he had laser eye surgery, but because he finally got his xorg.conf properly configured in his head.
Linus Torvalds不会再戴眼镜了，不是因为他做镭射眼睛手术，而是他在脑袋里配置好了xorg.conf

12. Linus Torvalds wrote the whole kernel in binary and reverse engineered it to C code for others benefit.
Linus Torvalds用机器码写了整个内核然后逆向工程生成C语言以方便别人看。

13. Linus Torvalds can play 3D games in his head by interpreting the source code in real-time.
Linus Torvalds能在他的脑袋里玩3D游戏，是实时翻译源代码那种。

14. Linus Torvalds takes one look at your desktop and knows which porn sites you visited. In the last ten years.
Linus Torvalds看一眼你的桌面就知道你浏览了哪些色情网站，是过去10年的哦。

15. Linus Torvalds's computer's clock isn't synchronized with the world. The world synchronizes with Linus Torvalds's clock.
Linus Torvalds的电脑时钟不同步世界时钟。世界时钟同步Linus Torvalds的电脑时钟。

16. Linus Torvalds surfs the web using nothing but netcat.
Linus Torvalds用netcat上网。

17. Linus Torvalds has developed warp drive, sun destroying bombs and a ray that can teleport him a new sausage each day before he drinks his morning beer.
Linus Torvalds在他喝早餐啤酒前，开发了曲速引擎、太阳毁灭炸弹和一种每天能出送他一条新香肠的射线。

18. Linus Torvalds doesn't push the flush toilet button, brush his teeth, shower or clean his house; he simply says, "make clean".
Linus Torvalds不冲厕所，刷牙，洗澡还有清理他的房子，他只需要简单的说，make clean。（好冷）

19. Linus Torvalds can defragment an NTFS partition by hand.
Linus Torvalds能用手清理Windows分区的碎片。

20. Linus Torvalds doesn't debug. His programs are always perfect.
Linus Torvalds不调试程序。他的程序总是很完美。

21. Linus Torvalds is real, unless declared Integer. （这句原文有味点，不翻译了）

22. Linus Torvalds can delete the universe by typing rm -rf /.
Linus Torvalds能删除宇宙，rm -rf /

23. Linus Torvalds does not sleep; he hacks. （双关？）

24. Linus Torvalds's favorite joke is HURD.
Linus Torvalds最喜欢的笑话是微内核。

25. Linus Torvalds didn't design Linux to run on the 386. Intel designed the 386 to run Linux.
Linus Torvalds没有设计Linux在i386上跑。因特尔设计i386来跑Linux。