VS2010广告

 

 

　　　　微软Visual Studio 2010 第一幕：做你下一行的code

　　

 

 

It's already 10:00pm.
Have you finished coding?
I never realized that programming can fascinate man to easily...
It makes him excited.
happy.
pensive.
and at times anxious..
Writing code makes him so happy.
Seeing him write code makes me happy.
I love his dedication.
but hate the stress it puts on him.
Are you struggling with code again?
I want to be your next line of code,may I?

更痛快地CODING，给爱更多好心情……

 

 

 

 

 

           微软Visual Studio 2010 第二幕：让爱延长

 

 

 

 

We talked 3 times today.
We talked for a total of 1 minute 21 seconds.
which averaged out to 27 seconds per call.
I worry about my weight.
you care about you code.
Every time we talk about out future.
you jump to talking about the future or coding techniques.
Can you send me an SMS with more substance?
Even one minute happness are running far away from us.
I can't even be happy for a minute.
Maybe if your C++ code was more complicated.
our lives would have more happiness.

More efficient C++,more time for building our love relationship.
她要的幸福，你还能给多少？

 

 

 

 

微软Visual Studio 2010 第三幕：幸福要敏捷

 

 

 

 

You promised that we are going to see the Silver Sand in Beihai.
Don't go back on your word.
Want to try the food?
We can go together when I'm not busy.
Not bad
We can go watch a movie together when I'm not busy.
really?
awesome!
It's nice.
We'll go together when I finish this project.
Hi! What day is today?
umm,let me think...
Can you give me a better answer?
当这份爱出现了缝隙，他该怎么办？

 

 

 

 

Visual Studio 2010 第四幕 为爱 Debug

 

 

Someone else expressed his love to me.
Now you have competition.
Overtime is not the same as playing a game.
Don't wait for me to have dinner.
If there is never a time our schedules synch.
If you can't remember how we used to feel.
If you can't say tender words to me not in C language.
If you can't realize that I'm more important than your program.
Then can you debug our love?
他和她的爱，会有怎样的结局？

 

 

 

 

VS2010第五篇：让爱编译通过

 

 

My mom said that you're great besides
the face that you're a programmer.
What should I do about this?
My mom said  you're slovenly.
I replied that gives me a feeling of security.
Mom said you do nothing but work.
I said it's better than doing nothing.
My mom said you are no more than
an "economical-and-applicable man".
I said that it's just temporay.
Someday "applicable" will be "affluent".
She asked me whether I had made my decision.
I said my love is not perfect but I feel like I'm so lucky.
愿天下程序员——
CODING、爱情两不误 明年就把蜜月度！