python段子_让Python给你讲笑话、段子，一个有趣的Python案例

from tkinter import *

importtimeimportrequestsfrom bs4 importBeautifulSoupimportbs4importrandomimportredefgetHTMLText(url):try:

r= requests.get(url, timeout=30)

r.raise_for_status()#r.encoding = r.apparent_encoding

returnr.textexcept:print("faile")return ""​deffillUnivList(ulist, html):

soup= BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")for tr in soup.find_all('article'):ifisinstance(tr, bs4.element.Tag):

tds= tr('a')

ulist.append([tds[0].string, tds[1].string, tds[2].string])defprintUnivList(ulist,k):returnulist[k][0]

​defgetduanzi():

uinfo=[]

k=1u= 'http://duanziwang.com/category/%E4%B8%80%E5%8F%A5%E8%AF%9D%E6%AE%B5%E5%AD%90/'i=random.randint(1,49)

url=u+str(i)+'/'html=getHTMLText(url)

fillUnivList(uinfo, html)

k=random.randint(0,9)returnprintUnivList(uinfo,k)deffill2(ulist,html):

soup= BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")for tr in soup.find_all('div','article block untagged mb15 typs_hot'):ifisinstance(tr, bs4.element.Tag):

tds= tr.find('div','content')

tdss=tds('span')

reg= re.compile(']*>')

text=reg.sub('',str(tdss))

regg= re.compile('\\[|\\]|\\n')

text=regg.sub('',text)

ulist.append(text)defgetjoke():

ulist=[]

u='https://www.qiushibaike.com/text/page/'i=random.randint(1,13)

url=u+str(i)+'/'html=getHTMLText(url)

fill2(ulist,html)

k=random.randint(0,16)#print(str(ulist[k]))

returnstr(ulist[k])defgetHTMLText2(url):try:

r= requests.get(url, timeout=30)

r.raise_for_status()

r.encoding=r.apparent_encodingreturnr.textexcept:return ""

defgeturl(url,text):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup= BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")for tds in soup.find_all('a'):#print(tds.string)

if str(tds.string) intext:#print(tds.attrs['href'])

return tds.attrs['href']return ''

defgetmoreurl(url):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup= BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")try:

li=soup.find_all('li',attrs={'class':'articleTitle fl'})

k=random.randint(0,len(li)-1)return li[k]('a')[0].attrs['href']except:return ''

defgetsen(url):

html=getHTMLText2(url)

soup= BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")try:

li=soup.find('p')

reg= re.compile('

.*')

l=reg.findall(str(li))#print(l)

k=random.randint(0,len(l)-1)

text=re.findall('[\u4e00-\u9fa5]+',l[k])

x=''

iflen(text):for t in text[:-2]:

x=x+t+','

return x+text[-1]+'。'

else:return "不好意思，出了点小问题，请重试！"

except:return "抱歉，没找到你想要的"

defgetsentance(text):

start_url= 'http://www.siandian.com'urll='http://www.siandian.com/tags.html'end1=geturl(urll,text)if end1=='':return "抱歉，没有找到你想要的。"

else:

end2=getmoreurl(start_url+end1)if end2=='':return "抱歉，没有找到你想要的。"

else:#print(start_url+end2)

return getsen(start_url+end2)defxiaotang(s):

sign=1;while(sign):if '段子' ins:while('段子' in s or '继续' in s or '再来' in s or s==''):returngetduanzi()elif '笑话' ins:while('笑话' in s or '继续' in s or '再来' in s or s==''):returngetjoke()elif '句' in s or '话' ins:returngetsentance(s)elif '傻子' in s or '草' in s or '日' ins:return '这是脏话不可以说哦'

elif '二' in s or '垃圾' in s or '傻逼' ins:

t='你是魔鬼吗？'x=''

for i in range(10):

x=x+t+'！'+'\n'

returnxelse:return "我好像不明白\n"

defmain():defstart():

strMsg= '小糖:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S",

time.localtime())+ '\n'txtget.insert(END, strMsg,'redcolor')

txtget.insert(END,'你好，请问有什么可以帮忙的？')def sendMsg():#发送消息

t=txtMsg.get('0.0', END)

txtMsg.delete('0.0', END)

strMsg= '我:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S",

time.localtime())+ '\n'

for i in range(int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtMsgList.insert(END,'\n')

txtMsgList.insert(END, strMsg,'greencolor')

txtMsgList.insert(END, t)

txtMsgList.see(END)for i in range(int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtget.insert(END,'\n')

txtget.see(END)

​

​

​

strMsg= '小糖:' + time.strftime("%Y-%m-%d %H:%M:%S",

time.localtime())+ '\n'

for i in range(int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtget.insert(END,'\n')

txtget.insert(END, strMsg,'redcolor')

txtget.insert(END, xiaotang(t))

txtget.see(END)for i in range(int(txtget.index(END).split(".")[0])-int(txtMsgList.index(END).split(".")[0])+1):

txtMsgList.insert(END,'\n')

txtMsgList.see(END)

​

​def cancelMsg():#取消消息

txtMsg.delete('0.0', END)

​def sendMsgEvent(event): #发送消息事件

sendMsg()

​#创建窗口

t =Tk()

t.title('小糖助手')

​#创建frame容器

frmLT = Frame(width=500, height=320, bg='#F19C8B')

frmLC= Frame(width=500, height=150, bg='#F19C8B')

frmLB= Frame(width=500, height=30,bg='white')

frmRT= Frame(width=200, height=500,bg='#F19C8B')

​#创建控件

txtMsgList = Text(frmLT,width=40,bd=0)

txtMsgList.tag_config('greencolor', foreground='#008C00')#创建tag

txtMsg =Text(frmLC)

txtget= Text(frmLT,width=40,bd=0)

txtget.tag_config('redcolor', foreground='#DC143C')#创建tag

start()#txtMsg.bind("", sendMsgEvent)

txtMsg.bind('',sendMsgEvent)

btnSend= Button(frmLB, text='发 送', width = 8, command=sendMsg,bg='#E88384',bd=0)

btnCancel= Button(frmLB, text='取消', width = 8, command=cancelMsg,bg='#F3ADA0',bd=0)

scollor=Scrollbar(bg='white')

scollor.config(command=txtget.yview)

scollor.config(command=txtMsgList.yview)

txtget.config(yscrollcommand=scollor.set)

txtMsgList.config(yscrollcommand=scollor.set)

imgInfo= PhotoImage(file = "aa.png")

lblImage= Label(frmRT, image =imgInfo)

lblImage.image=imgInfo

​#窗口布局

frmLT.grid(row=0, column=0, columnspan=2, padx=0, pady=0)

frmLC.grid(row=1, column=0, columnspan=2, padx=0, pady=0)

frmLB.grid(row=2, column=0, columnspan=2,padx=0)

scollor.grid(row=0,column=2,sticky=N+S)

frmRT.grid(row=0, column=3, rowspan=3, padx=0, pady=0)#固定大小

frmLT.grid_propagate(0)

frmLC.grid_propagate(0)

frmLB.grid_propagate(0)

frmRT.grid_propagate(0)

​

btnSend.grid(row=2, column=0)

btnCancel.grid(row=2, column=1)

lblImage.grid()

txtget.grid(row=0,column=0)

​

txtMsgList.grid(row=0,column=1)

​

txtMsg.grid()

​#主事件循环

t.mainloop()

​if __name__ == '__main__':

main()