超级白领笑话六则

< script src = " http://club.book.csdn.net/people/javascript/xiaoxiong874376241.js " ></ script >

<script src="http://club.book.csdn.net/people/javascript/xiaoxiong874376241.js"></script>

打折鲈鱼                                                                                          

 

某兄喜欢吃鱼。                                                                                     

 

沃尔玛的鲈鱼 9 块一斤，要是死了放冰上的就 7 块两条，一样新鲜                                          

 

<script type="text/javascript"> </script>某兄下班，就赶紧跑去买，还是经常被人买走了                                                        

 

某兄就站鱼缸前等啊，有时候好半天都不死一条                                                        

 

某兄就用网进去捞，用把手敲鱼的头                                                                  

 

服务员实在看不下去了，过来跟该兄说：                                                              

 

" 先生 <script type="text/javascript"> </script> 昏过去的不算 ......"      

 

 

 

                                           

卡布奇诺   

                                  

一天在东方广场约网友 MM 见面，不想显的太土，约在星巴克。                                            

                                      

等 <script type="text/javascript"> </script>MM 时觉得不买点东西不合适，就到柜台点咖啡。                                                       

                                      

服务员问：您要点什么？                                                                            

                                  

当天没带眼镜，咖啡厅灯光昏暗，我使劲看价牌，还是看不见 ........                                   

                                      

就说了一句 :" 看不清楚！ "                                                                          

<script type="text/javascript"> </script>                                  

服务员： " 好的，卡布奇诺！ "                                                                       

                                    

于是我就喝到了在星巴克的第一杯 Cappuccino .........                                               

 

 

                                 

菜鸟                                                                                                                                

一个刚刚到公司工作的小伙子抱着一搭文件站在碎纸机前犯愣， <script type="text/javascript"> </script>                                                                            

这时老板的秘书经过，看到后就说： " 真是菜鸟，连这个都不会用 "                                                                           

说罢抢过文件，放到机器里按动了电源 , 很快文件就被切碎了。                                                                                

这时小伙子说： " 真是谢谢您了 , 可是复印件从哪里出来？ "                                                                                     <script type="text/javascript"> </script>

女秘书： ..........                                                                               

 

 

              

人事部                                                                                                                                                                              

一天，人事部的张主任调到别的部门去了，一位他的朋友打电话找他，结果是别人接的 ——                                                    

" 请问张主任在吗﹖ "                                                                                                                    

<script type="text/javascript"> </script>" 很抱歉！他已经不在人事了！ "                                                                                                        

朋友说： " 什么！这是什么时候的事？前天我才刚刚跟他通过电话的，怎么就不在人世了？ "                 

 

 

      

Go a head                                                                                                                        

某公司经理叫秘书转呈公文给老板， " 报告老板，下个月欧洲有一批订单，我觉得公司需要带人去                                                        <script type="text/javascript"> </script>

和他们开会。 " 老板在公文后面短短签下： " Go a head " 经理收到之后，马上指示下属买机、拟                                                       

行程，自己则是整理行李。临出发那天，被秘书挡下来。                                                                                    

秘书： " 你要干什么？ "                                                                                                                   

经理： " 去欧洲开会啊！ <script type="text/javascript"> </script> "                                                                                                             

秘书： " 老板有同意吗？ "                                                                                                                 

经理： " 老板不是对我说 Go a head 吗？ "                                                                                                

秘书： " 来公司那么久，难道你还不知道老板的英文程度吗？老板的意思是：去个头！ <script type="text/javascript"> </script>"                     

 

 

 

代班

 

冯小姐生重病进医院，公司的同事一起前往探病， " 我请假的这段时间，一定把代班的人给累坏                                                         

了，真不好意思 " 。她带歉意地说。一位男同事回答道： " 还好啦，大伙儿分摊了你的工作，我负责                                                       <script type="text/javascript"> </script>

看报，张小姐打电话聊天，李小姐负责和总经理打情骂俏…… "