一起学英语第二季第四期

Phoebe is married? Everyone was angry that they didn’t know about it. Then we started telling each other secrets about other people, like Chandler has three nipples, and Joey made porn movies, and so on. Ross has never had sex with Juli, and he’s talking to Rachel about it…
Phoebe竟然已经结婚了？大家都很生气不知道这件事。然后大家开始相互说一些其他人的秘密，比如Chandler有三个乳头，Joey拍过色情电影等等。Ross到现在还没有和Julippp，他找Rachel谈这个问题。。。
照例喜欢的图片镇场。今天的比较多。

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OK, that’s fine, read the Family Circus, enjoy the gentle comedy.
好了，很好。看看漫画享受一下幽默…
Oh as, as opposed to your other multi-functional nipples?
你其他乳头有多种用途咯？
Why yes Ross, pressing my third nipple opens the delivery entrance to the magical land of Narnia.
只要压我的第三个乳头…就会开启纳尼亚王国之门。（著名的儿童魔幻小说）
Let me tell you something. As a woman there is nothing sexier than a man who does not wanna have sex.
让我告诉你，身为女人…没有任何事情…比不想要blabla的男人更性感。
I know, that’s what I kept telling myself but you just reach a point where you can’t live a lie anymore.
我也一直这么告诉自己，但是到了某个程度，就无法再扯谎下去了
But now I know I don’t have a choice about this, I was born this way.
现在我知道我没有选择，我生下来就是如此！
I uh, I don’t know, I guess I’m just gonna see, see what happens, you know.
我不知道，我想我要…顺其自然。
No, no, I don’t wanna put it off, I just, God I’m just, I spent last year being so unbelievably miserable, you know, and now, now I’m actually happy.
不，我不要延期！我去年一整年都很悲惨。现在我很快乐。

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