Ross: Come on, come on. Damnit, damnit, damnit, damnit. (to Susan) This is all your fault. This is supposed to be, like, the greatest day of my life, y’know?
My son is being born, and I should be in there, you know, instead, I’m stuck in the closet with you.
Susan: The woman I love is having a baby today. I’ve been waiting for this just as much as you have.
Ross: No no no, believe me. No one has been waiting for this as much as I have, ok?
And you know what the funny thing is? When this day is over, you get to go home with the baby, ok? Where does that leave me?
Susan: You get to be the baby’s father. Everyone knows who you are. Who am I? There’s Mother’s Day, there’s Father’s Day, there’s no… Lesbian Lover Day.
Ross: Every day is Lesbian Lover Day.
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