老友记第二季3集背诵句

MONICA: You’ve got to get over this. You’re not gonna end up alone.
CHANDLER: Of course I am. I reject anyone who’s crazy enough to actually go out with me, and then I bitch about the fact that there aren’t any great women out there.
RACHEL: Chandler, you have just described virtually every man that we have ever gone out with.
MONICA: You are not a freak. You’re a guy.
RACHEL: She’s right. She’s right. You are no different than the rest of them.
MONICA: Wait a minute, wait a minute. Yes, he is. You are totally different.
CHANDLER: In a bad way?
MONICA: No, honey, in a wonderful way. You know what you want now. Most guys don’t even have a clue. You are ready to take risks, you are ready to be vulnerable, and intimate with someone.
RACHEL: Yeah. You’re not gonna end up alone.
PHOEBE: Chandler, you called Janice! That’s how much you wanted to be with someone!
MONICA: You made it!
PHOEBE: You’re there!
RACHEL: You are ready to make a commitment!
CHANDLER: Whoa! Don’t know about that.

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You’re stomping. It’s disturbing my birds.

Heckles was voted class clown, and so was I.

I’m gonna end up alone, just like he did.

Our trains are on the same track. Okay?

Yeah, sure, I’m coming up 30 years behind him. but the stops are all the same.

Chandler, come on, you’re gonna find somebody.

You’ll see, you guys are all gonna go off and get married.

and I’m gonna end up alone.

When you’re married, will you invite me over for holidays?

I don’t know what we’ll be doing.

Why is that so difficult for you to comprehend?

I’m gonna die alone!

Of course I am.

You are not a freak. You’re a guy.

I reject anyone who’s crazy enough to actually go out with me…

and then I bitch that there aren’t any great women out there.

Chandler, you have just described virtually

You’re not gonna end up alone.

You’re no different than the rest of them.

Most guys don’t even have a clue.

You’re ready to take risks, be vulnerable and intimate with someone.

You’re not gonna end up alone.

Chandler, you called Janice.

That’s how much you wanted to be with someone!

You are ready to make a commitment!

Don’t know about that!