那些程序员写过的超搞笑56个代码注释（值得收藏）

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Dear Maintainer
Once you are done trying to ‘optimize’ this routine,
and you have realized what a terrible mistake that was,
please increment the following counter as a warning
to the next guy.
total_hours_wasted_here = 73

亲爱的维护者

如果尝试对这段程序进行’优化’

并且您已经意识到这是一个多么可怕的错误，

请增加以下计数器的个数用来对后来人进行警告

这里总共浪费的时间= 73

Exception up = new Exception(“Something is really wrong.”);
throw up; //ha ha

例外=新的异常(“确实有问题。”)

放弃; //哈哈

// When I wrote this, only God and I understood what I was doing
// Now, God only knows

当我写下这个的时候，只有上帝和我明白我在做什么

现在，只有上帝知道

// sometimes I believe compiler ignores all my comments

有时，我会相信编译器会忽略我所有的注释

// I dedicate all this code, all my work, to my wife, Darlene,
// who will have to support me and our three children and
// the dog once it gets released into the public.

谨以此代码，献给我的妻子达琳，感谢她一直支持着我，以及我的三个孩子和一条狗。

// drunk, fix later

喝多了，改天再修

// Magic. Do not touch.

魔法！不要碰。

// I’m sorry.

抱歉。

return 1; # returns 1

返回 1；# 返回 1

Catch (Exception e) {
//who cares?
}

捕获(异常e)

谁在乎？

/**

Always returns true.
*/
public boolean isAvailable() {
return false;
}

代码返回 false ，注释则始终返回 true

You may think you know what the following code does.
But you dont. Trust me.
Fiddle with it, and youll spend many a sleepless
night cursing the moment you thought youd be clever
enough to “optimize” the code below.
Now close this file and go play with something else.
*/

你可能相信你能看懂以下代码，

但是其实绝对不可能，相信我。

一旦你调试了，你绝对会后悔装聪明去尝试优化这段代码。

最好的方式是关闭文件，

去玩点儿你喜欢的东西吧！

try {
} finally { // should never happen
}

绝对不会运行到这里

const int TEN=10; // As if the value of 10 will fluctuate…

好像 10 的值会波动…

// This code sucks, you know it and I know it.
// Move on and call me an idiot later.

这段代码的确很烂，我知道你也知道，

先不要骂我，请先接着往下看

// If this comment is removed the program will blow up

如果删了此处注释，程序就炸了

// I am not responsible of this code.
// They made me write it, against my will.

我不负责这个代码

他们强迫我写，违背了我的意愿。

/* Please work */

请工作

// no comments for you
// it was hard to write
// so it should be hard to read

没有注释，

很难写，

所以它应该很难阅读

options.BatchSize = 300; //Madness? THIS IS SPARTA!

疯了吧？这是斯巴达！

// If this code works, it was written by Paul DiLascia.
// If not, I don’t know who wrote it

如果这个代码能够正常工作，那么是Paul DiLascia写的

否则，我也不知道是谁写的

// Peter wrote this, nobody knows what it does, don’t change it!

这是彼得写的，没人知道它是做什么的，别改动！

/** Logger */
private Logger logger = Logger.getLogger();

不管怎么费尽心力，人会受伤的时候就会受伤。by 村上春树

// I have to find a better job

我必须找到更好的工作

// Real programmers don’t comment their code.
// If it was hard to write,
// it should be hard to understand.

真正的程序员不注释他们的代码。

如果很难写

应该是难以理解

// This is black magic
// from
// *Some stackoverlow link
// Don’t play with magic, it can BITE.

这是来自stackoverlow的黑魔法

别玩魔法，它会咬人的

// For the sins I am about to commit, may James Gosling forgive me

对于我即将犯下的罪行，希望詹姆斯·高斯林(James Gosling)能原谅我

// Comment this later

稍后对此注释

// Remove this if you wanna be fired

如果你想被炒鱿鱼，就删除它

}catch(Exception ex){
// Houston, we have a problem
}

Houston，我们有一个问题

// I can’t divide with zero, so I have to divide with something very similar
result = number / 0.00000000000001.

我不能除以0，所以我要除以一个非常相似的数

int getRandomNumber()
{
Return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
// guaranteed to be random.
}

通过公平掷骰子选择

保证是随机的

#TODO: Figure out what I’m doing here and comment accordingly.

弄清楚这里做什么并相应地添加注释

// If this code is still being used when it stops working, then
// you have my permission to shoot me. Oh, you won’t be able
// to - I’ll be dead…

如果这段代码停止工作时还在使用，

杀了我吧，哦~你不能这么做

我死了…

// If you are reading this, that means you have been put in charge of my previous project.
// I am sorry, so sorry for you. Godspeed.

如果你看到了这里，这意味着你已经被任命为我之前的项目的负责人。

对不起，真抱歉。祝你好运。

// I wrote this while drunk, I don’t know what it does,
// but if you remove it the program breaks.

我是在喝醉的时候写的，所以不知道它是干什么用的

但如果你删除它，程序就会中断

// This code worked before, but my cat decided to take a
// trip across my keyboard…

这段代码以前是有效的，但是我的猫决定在我的键盘上跑一趟

long long ago; /* in a galaxy far far away */

在很远很远的银河系外（这段代码能运行，绝对是个奇迹）

long john; // silver

金银岛

#define TRUE FALSE // Happy debugging suckers

快乐的去调试你的代码吧，哈哈

// Dear future me. Please forgive me.
// I can’t even begin to express how sorry I am.

未来亲爱的我，请原谅我

我说不出来我有多抱歉

// private instance variable for storing age
public static int age;

用于存储年龄的私有实例变量

// I am not sure why this works but it fixes the problem.

虽然我不知道为什么这样管用，但它却是修复了问题

last = first; /* Biblical reference */

最后即是开始，圣经引用

try {
} catch (SQLException ex) {
// Basically, without saying too much, you’re screwed. Royally and totally.
} catch(Exception ex)
{
//If you thought you were screwed before, boy have I news for you!!!
}

不用多说，基本上你完蛋了

// John! If you’ll svn remove this once more,
// I’ll shut you, for God’s sake!
// That piece of code is not “something strange”!
// That is THE AUTH VALIDATION.

如果你再删除一次

看在上帝的份上，我要关闭你

这段代码不是什么“奇怪的东西”

那就是身份验证

long time; /* know C */

过来很久时间才知道

// Abandon all hope ye who enter beyond this point

入此门者了断希望

/* Ah ah ah! You’ll never understand why this one works. */

啊啊啊！你永远都不会明白为什么这个方法有效

catch (Ex as Exception) {
// oh crap, we should do something.
}

糟糕，我们应该做点什么

// TODO make this work

用TODO做这件事

// If you’re reading this, then my program is probably a success

如果你现在在认真详细的阅读这段代码，那么写的这段代码应该是没有问题的

// set break point here - you’ll never reach it

在这里设置断点-你永远作不到十全十美

/*
** The author disclaims copyright to this source code.
** In place of a legal notice, here is a blessing:
**
** May you do good and not evil.
** May you find forgiveness for yourself and forgive others.
** May you share freely, never taking more than you give.
*/

作者放弃此源代码的版权

这是一份祝福，而不是法律通知

愿你行善不作恶。

愿你宽恕自己，宽恕他人

愿你自由分享，永远不要超过付出

// I’m not sure what I did

我不确定我做了什么

// This is crap code but it’s 3 a.m. and I need to get this working.

这是垃圾代码，但现在是凌晨3点，我需要让他能够正常运行

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