经典又耐人寻味的一组冷笑话

    1、有个人在医院输液，输着输着就开始狂笑。别人问他笑什么。他说：“我笑点滴……”


    2、游标卡尺为什么不寂寞？因为它不估读。


    3、从前，有一条神鲸，后来，他病了。


    4、有一天，一个哥们到我们这来，看见大门上贴着“小心玻璃”几个字，扭头就走了，他指着大门说，“你们这不欢迎我啊~”


    5、有个小孩毛孔很粗大，他妈妈听说用芝麻泡澡可以治，于是就买了很多芝麻，倒进浴缸里给儿子泡澡。后来、后来。他就变成了一个草莓。


    6、世界上有10种人：懂二进制的和不懂二进制的。


    7、从前有一只鸭子叫小黄，有一天过马路的时候被汽车压了一下，它叫了一声“呱”，于是变成了小黄瓜……

    8、从前有一个小黄瓜，她觉得自己脸上的粉刺太多了就把自己切片敷脸了。

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    9、“QQ上那个弯弯翘起的圆头小棍是什么意思？” “微博啊。” “好形象啊。。。”


    10、从前有一个人姓蔡，大家都叫他小蔡。结果……有一天，他就被人端走了！


    11、据考证，中国第一个淘宝店主是诗人王维。 根据在于他写给买主的一首慰问诗：每逢佳节倍思亲！


    12、世界上最早的团购出现在清末，叫做：义和团


    13、在QQ上跟一MM搭讪，MM问我：“你是八几的？”我说：“88。”她就下了。


    14、三毛说：“以后我找对象一定是七毛。”


    大伙都问，“为什么呀？”


    三毛答：“因为我俩凑到一起是一块啊！”


    15、我是你的什么啊？ 你是我的好多鱼啊。 啊？怎么是零食啊？ 因为你好多余啊。


    16、最幸福的研究生是马伊俐，因为她有文章……