翻译挑战赛：超难的一句（有奖！）

在人民邮电出版社即将出版的Gosling的《Java程序设计语言》（第四版）一书讲述接口的章节中有这样一句名言：

"Conducting" is when you draw "designs" in the nowhere — with your stick, or with your hands — which are interpreted as "instructional messages" by guys wearing bow ties who wish they were fishing.

出自摇滚大师Frank Zappa之口。

你能翻译出来吗？这句名言与接口有何关系？

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