A Japanese guy in China restaurant.

A Japanese guy takes his lunch in an China restaurant.
he asked the waiter a question with his lobster dish: "what will you do with the lobster shell after my

meal?"
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.
Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we crush up the left lobster shell to make cookies, and shipment

the cookies to China";

after his dish, the waiter serve him some fruit.
Japanese find that here is a lemon, so he asked the waiter again: "what will you do with my left lemon

peel? "
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.
Japanese guy happily said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we powder the left lemon peel to make juice, and shipment

the juice to China";

the chewing gum Japanese guy also asked one more question when paying his bill: "so what will you do with

the chewed gum?"
"of course, throw into trash can", the Chinese waiter answered.
The triumphant Japanese guy said: "No! No! No! in Japan, we gather the chewed gum to make condom, and

shipment the condom to China";

The impatient waiter rhetorically asked: "then are you interesting what will we do with the used condom? "
"just throw into trash can", the Japanese answered.
"No! No! No! we produce chewing gum with used condom and shipment the gum to Japan!!!"

2008-12-12, by dbh. :)


一个日本人在中国一家饭店里吃饭。当侍者端上一盘龙虾后，日本人问道：请问你们怎样处理吃剩的虾壳？""当然是倒掉

啦，"侍者道。"NO！NO！NO！"日本人摇摇头说，"在我们日本，吃剩的虾壳就送进工厂里，做成虾饼，然后再卖到你们中

国。
"一会儿，侍者又端上了一盘水果，日本人指着其中一个柠檬又问："请问你们怎样处理吃剩的柠檬皮？""当然是倒掉啦，"

侍者道。"NO！NO！NO！" 日本人摇摇头说，"在我们日本，吃剩的柠檬皮就送进工厂里，做成果珍，然后再卖到你们中国

。"
结帐的时候，日本人一边嚼着口香糖，一边笑着问侍： "请问你们怎样处理吃剩的口香糖？""当然是吐掉啦，"侍者道。

"NO！NO！NO！" 日本人摇摇头，得意的说，"在我们日本，嚼过的口香糖就送进工厂里，做成套套，然后再卖到你们中国

。"侍者不耐烦的问道："那你知道在我们中国，如何处理用过的套套吗？""当然是扔掉啦。"日本人道。侍者摇摇头

说："NO！NO！NO！在我们中国，用过的套套就 送进工厂里，做成口香糖，然后再卖到你们日本。