Style掃文日記01

Weekend at Jimbo's

作者：hollycomb

時間：2015-01-03

心得：hollycomb女神的收山之作，講述10歲的屎蛋到Jimbo家度過一個週末時發生的小故事。從10歲的屎蛋視角來理解SBF有種童稚的美好。可愛而溫馨的小短篇。

Sometimes Stan feels like he wants to spend his whole life with Kyle next to him, telling him what to say, do, think.

A Lifetime Supply of Crab Wontons

作者：hollycomb

時間：2012

心得：雖然6年前的我曾經是hollycomb的粉絲但現在再回去看的文總是有點解釋違也不知道為何XDD但這篇是少數我很喜歡的。澀到起飛。簡言之，你是弯的，你一直以来以为是直男兄弟有天喝醉了突然要和你睡，边做边说兄弟我爱你 。这段话他常常说，天天说，喝醉的时候说，你借他抄作业的时候说，他来你家crash for a night 的时候说，你做他搪塞女友的借口的时候说，偏偏又在这时候说，你还在琢磨这个我爱你，他已经从兄弟我爱你变成兄弟你好紧。我死了。

“Yes, dear,” Stan said, and Kyle exchanged a look with Bebe, across the table. She’d broken up with Stan during junior year, and later claimed that Stan had called her ‘dude’ during sex.

（我求你們別這麼基了）

missed connections

作者：orphan_account

時間：2012

心得：願奉為凱右神作，五年前讀一次被震撼到起飛，五年後再讀還是震撼到起飛。坦->凯<-胖三角恋描写得太绝了，所有我爱的狗血要素都十分齐全，orphan_account老师非常懂的掌握情节和读者心态，看文像在坐emotional roller coaster，每一句话都看的我不停在床上打滚尖叫。虽然狗血元素有，但orphan_account老师写纯爱也是一绝，我超爱小情侣互通心意后拉着小手躲到游乐器材底下问对方“你什么时候爱上我的？"，太可爱太纯爱了。

為什麼missed connections是凱右聖經，讓我一一告訴您（以下涉及劇透）：
1. 凱右女神Hollycomb長評推薦
2. love triangle 要素，Cartman->Kyle<-Stan
3. 有兩男為了Kyle打起來但Kyle不知情的情節
4. 有全世界都知道三角戀存在只有Style沒意識到的情節
5. 有正宮男友兩年後歸來發現竹馬被睡了氣瘋了的情節
6. 有男二(Cartman)上位挑釁正宮男友的情節
7. 有兩個男的瘋狂吃醋的情節

8. “You should see him when I’m fucking him,” Cartman hisses, and Stan goes bright red despite himself. “He wouldn’t remember your fucking name.”
9. 有吃醋的充滿不安全感的angry/jealous sex 情節
10. 有床上非常possessive 的情節
11. 有傳送sex tape給情敵的情節
12. 有SBF看著竹馬老婆被其他男人草氣瘋了然後jerk off的情節（幹
13. 有Kyle被草的頭暈目眩的情節

14. 受方根本不知道有兩個人愛他，幹幹幹幹幹我死了

15. 替身文學

16. 分手戲寫得太好，又爽又痛

They weren’t wasted but drunk enough for honesty and sitting close to one another, all the lights off, looking at each other from across a small taped-up box full of books they were using a table.

Kyle had started it. He leaned across the box, his weight on his elbows, and said, “I can’t imagine not seeing you every day.”

Stan had laughed it off with, “You’re so drunk,” but Kyle waved his hand at him.

“I’m serious.” He pushed the champagne bottle at him. “You realize we’re never gone more than a week without seeing each other since … since I can remember?”

orphan account老師神就神在每一段對話都恰到好處，不曉得為什麼就是特別自然，就是那個當下你想不出更好的對話了。我很喜歡這老師寫的曖昧橋段，兄弟情變質寫的太吸引人了。

“So basically Cartman wants to leave after a bit so we do, I don’t know where Kenny was, and we’re drinking and still super fucking high and we end up having—” Stan winces, visibly, expecting the worst. “—this insane fucking heart to heart, we talked for hours and hours.

連Cartman怎麼和Kyle在一起也寫得非常合理（LSD的緣故XDDD）就是總之一場吸太多之後掏心掏肺的長談讓Kyle明白了Cartman的心意。我非常喜歡這個安排，kyman是精神上的/靈魂的，style是肉體上的/本能的/習慣的。Cartman一輩子也不會說出心聲直到嗑了藥，然後kyle就會被嚇到但知道他是真心的，然後kyle會說其實我也沒那麼討厭你，然後cartman說那你要不要和我試試看，kyle因為還在嗨就說再說吧或許可以，然後等到清醒過來就發現cartman找上門了說你不是答應我要試試看嗎XDD 對味啊！

然後Stan知道Kyman在一起之後超生氣也超戳我XDDD太可愛了。

Kyle’s voice breaks him out of his stupor.

“On a scale of ‘took a handful of chips when I only asked for one’ to ‘that time I erased your Final Fantasy 7 save file,’ how mad at me are you?”

（看Kyle怎麼安撫我們的Stan)

Kyle leads him to the playground and they sit underneath the jungle gym, facing each other cross legged. It’s cold in the shade and they’re staring at each other in mumbly disbelief, neither sure how to start this, but they’re hidden from prying eyes for now.

兩人心意相通之後也很萌，小情侶發現兩情相悅第一件事當然不是打Ｘ而是拉著對方的手躲到playground底下問你是什麼時候喜歡上我的！！太青春太甜蜜了吧，我要死了。

好愛他描寫kyle那種喜形於色藏不住，讓我們讀者完全忘了前一晚kyle還在跟他現任男友ＸＸ。

Seven days of alien summer

作者：Goshen (applecrumbledore)

時間：2016

心得：這輩子只能讀一篇style的同人文的話就讀這篇吧。神中之神，神到不能再神。因為太喜歡了至今不敢讀第二遍。