A clever farmer

        Uncle Sam doesn't like farmers. He thinks they're stupid, they just work on the farm. One winter morning, the sun was shining and uncle Sam sat on the stone steps in front of the door. At this moment, a farmer came up to him with a map in hand. Farmer: Excuse me, uncle, how can I get to the hospital? Uncle Sam: you lie in the middle of the street and you'll soon be in the hospital. Farmer: please give me a demonstration.

        Uncle Sam: I think it's your first time to go to town. The city is much more beautiful than your land, isn't it? Farmer: Yes, uncle, but the city is built on the ground. Uncle Sam turned red.