原文
While John Gilbert was in hospital, he asked his doctor to tell him whether his operation had been successful, but the doctor refused to do so. The following day, the patient asked for a bedside telephone. When he was alone, he telephoned the hospital exchange and asked for Doctor Millington. When the doctor answered the phone, Mr. Gilbert said he was inquiring about a certain patient, a Mr. John Gilbert. He asked if Mr. Gilbert's operation had been successful and the doctor told him that it had been. He then asked when Mr. Gilbert would be allowed to go home and the doctor told him that he would have to stay in hospital for another two weeks. Then Dr. Millington asked the caller if he was a relative of the patient. "No," the patient answered, "I'm Mr. John Gilbert."
译文
当乔.吉尔伯特住院的时候,他向医生咨询他的手术做的是否成功,但是医生拒绝回答他。在第二天,这个病人要求一部床头电话。当他一个人的时候,他打电话到医院前台说找米灵顿医生。当医生接起电话,吉尔伯特先生说到他是来咨询一个叫吉尔伯特先生的病人的情况。他问吉尔伯特先生的手术是否成功,医生告诉他是成功的。他接着又问吉尔伯特先生什么时候能出院回家,医生告诉他,他还得在医院再住上两个星期才行。最后,米灵顿医生问打电话的人是病人的亲属吗? “不,”病人回答, “我就是乔.吉尔伯特先生。”