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My wife caught me. I knew I shouldn't have been doing it, but she was sleeping and I figured, what was the harm? It's a victimless crime.

我老婆抓了我。 我知道我不应该这样做,但是她在睡觉,我想知道这有什么害处? 这是无受害者的犯罪。

It was late, I was *engrossed* and suddenly the door opened! I'd been thinking about doing this all day and had finally found a quiet opening. I couldn't get it off my mind, I just needed to finish this thing up.

已经很晚了,我全神贯注,突然门开了! 我一直在考虑这一天,终于找到了一个安静的开口。 我无法摆脱它,我只需要完成这件事。

She was awake and coming to check her email. I could tell by the look on her face that she wasn't happy. It was that mixed look of shock and disappointment that you never want to see.

她醒了,来检查她的电子邮件。 从她脸上的表情我可以看出她不开心。 那种您从未想过的震惊和失望的混合表情。

"Scott David!" she exclaimed, "What are you doing? Why couldn't you talk to me first!" What could I say, I was violating that one thing that one must not violate in a relationship. I tried to cover things up but the damage was already done.

“斯科特·大卫!” 她大叫:“你在做什么?你为什么不能先和我说话!” 我能说的是,我违反了在恋爱中不得侵犯的一件事。 我试图掩盖一切,但损害已经造成。

I had her personal computer opened up, ribbon cables everyone, guts spread all over the room, trying to upgrade the system's memory.

我打开了她的个人计算机,所有人都用排线连接,胆量散布在整个房间,试图升级系统的内存。

This is an even worse situation than the first time I tried to replace the main TV remote control with one from Radio Shack. At least that turned out OK in the end.

这比我第一次尝试用Radio Shack的电视遥控器代替主电视遥控器的情况还要糟糕。 至少最后证明还可以

翻译自: https://www.hanselman.com/blog/caught-in-the-act

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