Cold Jokes Collection

1. One night, a mental patient stopped a young man with a gun, asked him: "What is 1 plus 1?". The young man was so frightened, and thought for a long time, then answered: "2...". But the mental patient shot him and said:"You know too much..."

 

 

2. An eggplan walked in a street, suddenly sneezed heavily. He wiped his nose and shouted angrily:"Somebody took the damn picture again!"

 

3. A green bean broke up with his girlfriend and can not stop crying...The second day, he geminated...

 

4. One day, Xiao Ming opened the refigerator and said: "Oh!So cold..."

 

5. There is one kind of fruits, it's too busy, so everyone calls it Mango.

 

6. Why girls'd love to looking for their  "White Horse Prince"? Becaus it stands for its Pingyin abbreviation is "BMW-Serial Z"...

 

7. What will die if you 打完 it? Telephone...

 

8. A man asked god to give him 9 lives. The god promised him. One day, the man felt boring and lied on a railway, anyway he'd got 9 lives. But in the end, he died. Why? The train had 10 carriage...

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