Good news and bad news

2020/3/7
Did you know there is a legend going on? It’s a speech. Do you want to know what it is? Well, let’s move on.
Ok I’ll tell you, it said: Hello, I have good news and bad news, the good news is that there is no bad news, the bad news is that there is no good news.
This is a speech in China, I heard it from my classmates. But it doesn’t make any sense. There is no good or bad news, you probably noticed that when you finish reading it. If there is no good or bad news, then why would it say that? So, I think it should be like: the good news is there is only one bad news, the bad news is there is only one good news.
Anyway, I have good news and good news, the good news is today is Saturday, that means more time for the Clash Royale! the other good news is that this is almost the end of this dairy. Which is not so good because I still have two writings to write.