A Joke

I hava this friend who always seemed to lean slightly to the left all the time.It used to borther me.So I suggested he see a docdor, and have his legs checked out.

For years ,he refused and told me I was crazy,but last week,he finally went . Sure enough , the doctor discovered his left leg was a quarter inch shorter than his right.

A quick bit of surgery later,he was cured,and both legs are exactly the same length now ,and he no longer leans."So," I said,"You didn't believe me when I told you a

doctor could fix your leg." He just looked at me and said ,"I stand corrected!"