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网络热传愚人节“关不掉的网页”，用了javascript的alert，代码那个长啊，估计也是JS初学者写这种无聊的代码吧，代码如下：
<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("终于有人上当的了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("今日愚人节呀，您不知吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("为什么，都不小心哦") </SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("没法啦！你都上了，只有陪我了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哈哈！呵呵！嘻嘻！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我都不想的，都是想开心下")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("别难过了~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("就和我玩玩啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("但是玩笑可能开过头了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("竟然要您来陪我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哎，真是的！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("不过，不要嬲我的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("可是你怎么能回去呢？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我也没办法")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("要不。。。")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("把机子关了吧！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("什么？你不愿意关？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那怎么办呢？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("让我再想想")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("对不起，实在没有办法了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("都是我不好，让你受那么大委屈！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("但是现在你该怎么办呢？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哎呀！求你了！！别哭好不好？！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("都是我的错，行了吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("什么？不行？孬人，快放了我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("别这样嘛！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我给你讲个故事行吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("山上有个庙。。。。")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("别骂我呀？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你不愿听这个我给你换一个")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("山上有个庵")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了，我换一个！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("讲个好听的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("仔细听啊")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("从前有个山")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("呵呵，先别打，和那个不一样！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("山上有个庙")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哎呦，听我讲完！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("庙里有个缸")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("不一样了吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("缸里有个瓢")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("瓢里有个碗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("碗里有个勺")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("勺里有块肉")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我吃了你馋了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我的故事讲完了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("好不好？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("什么？还想听？你正孬人！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那好，我再来一个！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("从前")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("有一个小孩牵个羊")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我的故事就这么长")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你不愿意听是吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那怎么办？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你已经出不去了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("还是关掉电脑来的干脆")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("试试吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("还是不愿关？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那我再给你讲故事！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哎哎，别哭嘛！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哭的我挺伤心的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你真的出不去了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你还不泄气？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我佩服你这种精神！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你坚持这么久一定很急了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你还真能坚持！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你一定知道“坚持就是胜利”")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("对不对？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("如果你有这种精神的话---")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你一定会成功的！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("相信我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你快看到希望了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我不骗你")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("真的！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你马上就会找到出口的")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("多亏你坚持了下来")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("要不，关了机子多不好！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("是不是？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("对不对？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("喂！给你说点正事！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("一个人受骗是不是很难受？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("想不想让别人替你分担一下？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我的意思是----")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("把你的朋友叫过来！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("让他也受骗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你就在一旁哈哈大笑~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("好不好？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("什么？出卖朋友的事你不干？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你真是好人！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我太感动了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("呜呜~~~~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("也好，我从不难为好人！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我决定----")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("让好人多在我身边一会！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你愿不愿意？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("怎么还不愿意？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那好，我马上让你出去！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("别着急！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你只需再点100000下就可以了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("开个玩笑")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("不要生气")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("人生就像一场戏")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("因为有缘才相聚")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("相扶到老不容易")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("是否更该去珍惜")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("他人生气我不气")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("气出病来无人替")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我说的对不对？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("好了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("玩笑也开过了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("该说的也说了")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("该放你出去了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("高兴了吧")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("还有，您可以介绍个MM给我吗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("什么，还要我介绍一个给你这个孬人")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("呵呵，不用嬲啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("不嬲就假了，我想现在就撕开你两边添啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哦，你撕开我两边，那你怎样出呢")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("你不是真的关机是吗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("如果是的，我都没办法了，你关啦")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("陪多我几小时先啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("我都没有人陪我")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("或者你介绍一个MM给我，就不用你陪啦！好吗")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("好，好难啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哦，那你就一直陪我啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("不要，不要，不要，我返出！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("哭~~~~~~~~~哭~~~~~~哭~~~~")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("呵呵，我怕了您，你不要哭了，我放你了！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("叮咚！开门啦！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("祝贺你！你终于出来了！恭喜恭喜！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("看到这句话高兴了吧？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("做任何事可不要高兴太早呀！知道了吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("听说过乐极生悲吗？")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("算了，算了，还是放你出来吧，做个深呼吸吧，放松一下！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("这次不用担心了，放你出来了，通过这个事，应该明白一个道理呀！")</SCRIPT>

<SCRIPT language=JavaScript> alert("那就是：坚持就是胜利，勤奋就有机遇！")</SCRIPT>

花了两分钟自己精简了一下上面的代码？用自己的机子演示，晕，忘了写关闭的函数，先把自己整到了，呵呵！害得不得不用ctrol+alt+del关闭这个网页：
<html>
<head>
<meta http-equiv="Content-Type" content="text/html; charset=utf-8" />
<title>愚人节快乐！</title>
</head>
<body>
<script language="javascript">
var str="终于有人上当的了!|今日愚人节呀，您不知吗？|为什么，都不小心哦|没法啦！你都上了，只有陪我了|哈哈！呵呵！嘻嘻！|我都不想的，都是想开心下|别难过了~~~|就和我玩玩啦！|但是玩笑可能开过头了|竟然要您来陪我|哎，真是的！|不过，不要嬲我的|可是你怎么能回去呢？|我也没办法|要不。。。|把机子关了吧！|什么？你不愿意关？|那怎么办呢？|让我再想想|对不起，实在没有办法了！|都是我不好，让你受那么大委屈！|但是现在你该怎么办呢？|哎呀！求你了！！别哭好不好？！|都是我的错，行了吗？|什么？不行？孬人，快放了我|别这样嘛！|我给你讲个故事行吗？|从前有个山|山上有个庙|庙里有个老和尚有个小和尚|老和尚正在给小和尚讲故事|从前有个山|山上有个庙。。。。|别骂我呀？|你不愿听这个我给你换一个|从前有个山|山上有个庵|庵里有个老尼姑有个小尼姑|老尼姑。。。哎呦别打了，我换一个！|讲个好听的|仔细听啊|从前有个山|呵呵，先别打，和那个不一样！|山上有个庙|哎呦，听我讲完！|庙里有个缸|不一样了吧|缸里有个瓢|瓢里有个碗|碗里有个勺|勺里有块肉|我吃了你馋了|我的故事讲完了|好不好?|什么？还想听？你正孬人|那好，我再来一个|从前|有一个小孩牵个羊|我的故事就这么长|你不愿意听是吗|那怎么办|你已经出不去了|还是关掉电脑来的干脆|试试吧|还是不愿关|那我再给你讲故事|哎哎，别哭嘛"
var sp=str.split("|")
for(i=0;i<sp.length;i++){
alert(sp )
}
</script>
</body>
</html>
把上面代码保存为html格式试试，也发给别人整人，愚人节快乐！

转载于:https://www.cnblogs.com/bobby169/archive/2009/04/04/1429386.html